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Spiritually Speaking, what would you do if elected as president of the United States?

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I would give more money to life saving stem cell research

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  1. d**n, where is Monika Lewinsky when I need her?  I have this paper that I need typed up by tomorrow morning.  Heck, where is that box of cigars?


  2. make sure every child in the world was fed, clothed, and educated.

    btw stem cell research is not life saving- Jesus is!

  3. I would ask myself, "What the heck was I thinking???"

  4. make churchs pay taxes!

  5. I would find a better way than the presidency to run the country, it isnt as bad as a dictatorship but it isnt all that much better either. Have a look at Bush our Temporary Dictator.

  6. I would resign and not serve

  7. I'd call for the entire USA to repentance, a week of fasting, of praying and asking for God's mercy on this decadent country.

    Then I'd bring all the troops home from all over the world.  Shut down all foreign military bases and put them on our borders.  That would save about 3 trillion dollars.

    And where are you gonna get the money from to give to your so called stem cell research?  You gonna take it from me?  From your family?  From where?  This country is broke.  Ya gonna tax everyone more to pay for this?  We already pay over 1/2 our salaries to taxes now.

  8. I would leave the country.

  9. Ban g*y marriage.  Just for kicks. (of course, with a logical argument to back it up).

    But spiritually speaking, I don't really know.  I'd probably ban abortion, or attempt to get it severely limited.

  10. Leave iraq and afghan, put a bounty on bin laden so people would bother helping to find him, allow creationism and proper religion to be taught in schools and then go and talk to russias president I think

  11. I'd ask the White House chef to fix me a roast beef sub with provolone cheese and plenty of black pepper.  

    Presidents don't have unlimited power, ya know.

  12. Free beer for everyone!

    Except for Dirrrrrty d**k Cheney. He does not get any beer.

    I shall send him to live on a pumpkin farm in Siberia, where he will be forced to wear burlap underpants... FOREVER.

    And if people begin to question my logic, I will simply reply...

    "Why? Because I'm President, B!"

  13. make sure that in all 50 states abortion and g*y marriage was legal.

    [:

  14. I'd put the economy in order. I am a veteran, and America's overseas enemies would not like me.

  15. have my head examined. the way things are to become president you have to compromise many of your beliefs and that is not a wise choice.

    Peace!!

  16. Stop invading every oil producing country who disagrees with me.  

  17. Bring the government back within the confines of the Constitution. Allow more theories of where we came from to be taught in science class. Let me add that I would outlaw abortion as it is murder.

  18. I would get religion out of politics. Churches would pay the same taxes as every other business. I would see that the poor don't continue to suffer at the hands of the rich.

  19. id eliminate all banking fees,get assassinated the next day.

  20. If President, I would work with the UN, G8 and EU to vaccinate the children of the world against known diseases. And I would work toward having all guns in the world melted down into ornamental metal ducks for display on coffee tables. And I would promote public transit to cut down on global pollution. After that I would drink beer while watching the big screen TV at Camp David and not accept any calls until the end of my term. :)

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