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Spiritually Speaking: Are there pay toilets in Heaven or do you just tinkle behind a cloud?

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Spiritually Speaking: Are there pay toilets in Heaven or do you just tinkle behind a cloud?

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  1. i guess u just do it in a cloud, once it gets full they'll just dump it on earth...


  2. I guess you don't pee in heaven, which is strange if there's supposed to be some kind of food.

  3. Given the fact that christmas is the most commercial holiday of them all, I would not put it past the christian god to charge for using the toilet in heaven. Would you?

  4. Depends on where you are.

    I wouldn't go near the toilets in their McDonalds.

  5. No one in heaven has a human body, as we all leave that behind for the undertaker. It won't be the first time that religion has made up fantasies.  

  6. ha ha



    Now I know how we get rain & hail .


  7. I just figured it all out!

    When good Christians go to heaven they live above the area they lived in when they were alive!

    This is why the southern US gets hit with Gustav and Katrina!  It's because of all the good Christian folks who used to live in those areas and are now in heaven!

    This is also why the godless people of Africa and the Middle East get so little rain -- so few of them go to heaven!  

    The arctic (and antarctic) has so little precipitation not because it's too cold, but because so few people live there to make it to heaven!  And face it, Aleut are not going to heaven anyway!  (and neither are the penguins or scientists!)  

    Sounds perfectly reasonable to me.  What do you think?

  8. you don't have to pee in heaven because that denotes a state of discomfort or suffering. There is none of this in heaven lol

  9. This is NOT  spiritual question..

    Why preface a stupid question with "spiritually speaking..." As if THAT makes it a Spiritual Question?  Doesnt the CONTENT determine the spirituality of the question?

  10. The physical body that you have on earth, with it's basic physical needs, will not be an issue in Heaven.  
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