Spiritually speaking, should Yahoo! provide catheters for all of the R&S regulars?

Question

Whenever I get away from the computer to urinate, it takes away about 35 seconds from my R&S duties.

And when I am drinking, this adds up to about 10 minutes out of every hour. What a waste! If I could take a p**s while answering questions, my work here would be accomplished in a much more timely manner. Anyone with me on this?

Right now I am getting my wife to modify our computer chair with a Custom Authentic Bed Pan, but I am having trouble typing while standing up. I hope she gets it done soon, because I would hate to have to go to the bathroom and ignore this place for a few minutes.

Any help would be great.

And no Yahoo, hockey is not the appropriate place for this question. This place is about Religion and Spirituality, not Dentures and Facemasks.

Answer 1

I just take a leak in my 44 oz. refilable 7-11 cup!

I does the job.

Answer 2

2 Timothy 2:16     But shun profane and vain babblings: for they will increase unto more ungodliness.

2 points appreciated

Answer 3

I think I may have discovered a solution?

http://www.icbe.org/blog/?p=371

Answer 4

I hear you brother. At the moment i am sitting next to an empty glass and i want to fill it up again. The problem is that i have to go all the way up the stairs to ge to the kitchen.

Answer 5

Why go to all the trouble?  Just get a p**s bucket.  You've already got a wife to handle the emptying, so you're way ahead of the game.

Answer 6

Dude those things are painful to get on and off.  I'm happy she's working on a bed pan instead.  

Even if R&S provides catheters I'm not using one, h**l no!

Answer 7

I'd just be happy with the brain implant really.

Possibly a stock ticker format while I'm driving would be nice too.

Answer 8

I just wear the ever popular poise pad, unless I have to also number 2, then it's depends for this gal.

Answer 9

No but I'm sure that there are some here who could do with an e***a ....

Answer 10

Lest we forget the coffee hats!

Answer 11

Now someone has finally come up with a sensible solution to being on R & S and solving the call to nature.  

And while you're at it, perhaps an IV bottle loaded with cold beer you can sip through a tube while pondering the great imponderables.

Is this not the best forum on Y!A?

Answer 12

Come to think of it, i do need to pee, but i'm not that far gone YET.

Answer 13

have you ever used a catheter?   you might want to rethink that plan...

plus if we don't get up once in a while our muscles will atrophy.

Answer 14

No, a plastic bottle and cap works just fine.

Answer 15

lmao

What about those thingamabobs that pilots use?