Spoils of war canidate needed, unlizard turned me down?

Question

i am retiring, will be building a home from scratch, from septic system to solar power,

unlizard has informed me that she is unavailable to be the spoils of war so i need an answer as to why you are the best. since i'm not interested in males, answer from same will be ignored.

what is your reason to be a spoil of war, remember, no wages, crumby master, two dogs to feed, heat, humidity, hard work, and did i say no pay

tell me why you should be a spoil of war, and tell me why you are a spoil of war?

Answer 1

Be sure to install an alkaline water ionizer to keep yourself healthy.