Spy work! Plz plz plz answer!?

Question

Okay, so my older brother used to spy on me and read my journals and make fun of me and embarrass me in front of my friends. So now it's my turn, and I want to spy on him. Any ideas on how to spy and what to spy on? And I guess I'll need some simple homemade spy gears. Any ideas on how to make some?

Any advice is welcome!

There are no wrong answers!

Answer 1

ok set up a key logger on the computer, this logs all key strokes .also a stealth spy ware works well. This is fun but be prepared for what you might read! you can down load a trial version on ...  http://www.download.com/  .  My sons friend j ust did this to his sister thats why I LOL because it comes to mind what he had said it was funny what he found out and he  was kind of upset too, because it turned out his sister was dating his bestfriend and has been for 6 months.

Answer 2

hide a recorder in his room.

search through his computer history, learn his email password..

Answer 3

listen in on his home phone calls, eavesdrop idk

Answer 4

First, you need to order yourself one of those south american poison dart frogs.  Then get a needle, and dip it on the frog's skin, and get a straw.  Shoot your brother in the back of the neck, so he passes out.  Then have your way with his room, to find private things.  (You sure there are no wrong answers?)