Stanley Cup Game 7 is scheduled for the afternoon of your wedding. How do you break the news to your fiancee?

Question

...that the wedding is postponed?

Answer 1

tell her and then tape the game.

no no no...wait

there won't be a game 7...

the pens will win in 5

he he he

Answer 2

i wont have to, detriot will sweep.

Answer 3

Tell her now.  That way you won't have to worry about a wedding!!

Answer 4

I would never be dumb enough to have my wedding scheduled such that this could happen. I was married in October for a reason!

Answer 5

be sure to wear a cup when u tell her lol

Answer 6

Honey, I'm going to be down with hockey fever - I caught it when I was 13 and it is incurable. If you can't understand - well, it was nice knowing you.

Answer 7

Call Gary Bettman and have him re-schedule the game!

Answer 8

I know I would say, "Sorry dear, but it is game seven in the finals".

Then he would say, "Sweet, and because I know you like the back of my hand, I have already canceled the wedding plans and got us tickets to the game".

.......my point is..........I would not marry a guy that doesn't know that a Game 7 of the Stanley Cup finals is more important to me than pretty much everything.

Answer 9

i think whoever this guy is getting married to should know that he loves hockey and would miss his wedding if this were to happen.

the girl should have known better and scheduled the wedding on hockey's off season so that this problem would never occur.

Answer 10

C'mon Bill... its easy

she broke it to herself by planning it during hockey season

so how would i break the news?  What would i say?

go tell everyone that you F'edd up

Answer 11

It should never even get to that point.  Any guy who schedules their wedding on the potential date of game 7 of the Finals is in serious violation of the "Guy Rules".  When everyone was sitting around picking a date for this affair, I am sure that she said things like: "We can't get married that day, my friend got married on that day and we cannot share an anniversary." and (she had better say this...) "That's a bad weekend, according to my 'schedule' that would be a bad weekend to consummate the wedding."  If you throw out "Not that day, it's game 7 of the Finals." and she doesn't understand, your relationship is doomed and you shouldn't be getting married to that person anyway.

Answer 12

He KNOWS the wedding is postponed, he's a Leafs fan too. But Sikh weddings are supposed to be before noon so it's not really a problem. I don't think anyone would make the game at 10am. Plus Leafs games are almost always at 7 pm. So I would just make the reception another day. Anybody who thinks I'm going to miss watching the Leafs win the Stanley Cup is crazy.

Oops my bad. Well just make it fiance/fiancee jeesh!

Habsfan: I HAVE to get married, I'm Indian. I can't think of one person in my family over 30 who is unmarried.

Answer 13

Postponed? What the heck! Show the game on a big screen at the wedding reception. The guests will love it. You can make a REAL Stanley Cup party out of it.

Answer 14

If I ever marry again, the guy I wed will indulge me by not scheduling ANYTHING during the Stanley Cup!

Answer 15

Well it would be my fiance...and his *** better be a hockey fan..so we'll watch it togther..then get married!!

Answer 16

I don't intend on getting married to a woman who doesn't understand that Hockey is my mistress, so I don't see how a problem will result.

I don't think Singh is gonna get married cuz I haven't seen many Leafs Game7 finals games in awhile or even in a Cup final. How long has it been 1978 oi vey I was 2 eh

Thanks for the e-mail Muse, but the Saskatoon Prairie Dogs* have a better chance than do your Leafs

*The actual name of a team I used to play goalie for.

Answer 17

i do not

Answer 18

At least you're a gentleman, you could just not show up for the nuptials. She's a lucky girl!!!! LOL. I'm with the Cup party at the reception. How hard could it be to set up a big screen and pulled the keg over to the front table so you don't miss a minute? She can cut the cake, sell off the garter belt (to pay for the big screen rental), dance with her Daddy, greet all the guests, entertain everyone there for what, two hours? h**l, she might as well get used to Hockey season now, am I right? You aren't going to be available in the future years of the play offs either, why start some bad habit of putting her first during the Stanley Cup? Some things should just be left unsaid. If the Cup is rockin', don't come knockin', or am I misquoting?

Answer 19

No we'll just find a way to watch it at my wedding. LOL...So that way we'll have two reasons to celebrate.

Answer 20

I want a divorce

Answer 21

sweety wanna get married in a sports bar?

Answer 22

lol. I would have a guy that would tell me the wedding was postponed before I could say the same thing! Or heck why don't we just have it at the game?