Ok, so these 3 guys were coming home from a bar. These guys were in college and wernt doing that good. So they were driving back to there dorms when they saw a pollice car behind them flickering its lights. So they pulled over. While the pollice car was pulling over behind them, guy1 said " oh no, if we get one more ticket we"ll be expeled from school". Guy2 said " hey look there are some pottato sacks in the back seat, lets get in them". Guy 3 was so drunk he just gave out a little belch. So they got in them. When the pollice officer came up to the car he saw noboddy in the front seat, but he saw 3 pottato sacks in the back seat. He was sucpicious. So he got his night stick and pocked the first sack with guy 1 in it. Guy 1 barked like a dog, so the pollice officerguesed it was a dog. He pocked the next sack with guy 2 in it, and guy 2 me-owed like a cat. So the officer guesed it was a cat. Then the officer poked the sack with guy 3 in it, who was obviously very drunk. So when the officer poked the sack, guy 3 said...POTATTOES..!!
( i know its aliitle fishy) ( excuse me for the grammar and spelling, im to lazy to do the spellcheck.)
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