Harley Davidson died and went to heaven and was bragging to God about how his bike was the best bike on the face of the Earth.
"What do you mean that the Harley Davidson is the best bike on the Earth. Those darn bikes have so many design flaws its a wonder you ever got the things to run"
Harley Davidson replied, "and what the h**l do you know about design, you created woman and see how f'd up they are?"
"Well, Harley let me tell you a little secret," God replied, "only a couple thousand men have ridden your ride but everyman dreams about riding mine"
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