A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the road, and gets shot 3 times in her stomache. The babies are ok, and they were going to operate to take the bullets out, but it was way to risky.
Well 16 years passes by, and one day, one of the daughters comes running into the room, crying her eyes out.
Her mom goes, "Honey Honey, what happened?"
"Mom i was taking a pee and this bullet came out!"
"oh honey its ok..." and explains to her daughter what happened 16 years ago and sends her on her way.
Well a week passes by and the other daughter comes running into the room crying her eyes out.
"Honey honey, what happened?"
"Mom I was taking a pee and this bullet came out!"
"Oh honey its ok..." and explains to her daughter what happened 16 years ago and sends her on her way.
Well a week passes by, and the son comes running into the room crying his eyes out.
Mom says, "I know I know, you were taking a pee and a bullet came out."
He says, "NO MOM!! I was jerking off and I shot the dog!!!"
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