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Question

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."

In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus.

The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.

"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.

The man sympathized and said, "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."

You're right," She said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."

"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your dog for you."

I got it off this website: http://www.cleanjoke.com/humor/Bus-Ride.html

Answer 1

hahah ouch! haha very nice

Answer 2

that IS funny but u should be careful about who u tell it too becuz some ppl might take it as an offence or not get it but otherwise its really good=)

Answer 3

Excellent, you deserve a star...!

Answer 4

I have always thought this joke was funny but I usually see people saying "Here, let me hold your monkey for you." But the dog one is funny too. LOL =) You earn a star for sharing a laugh with Yahoo!

Answer 5

haha

poor baby though =(

Answer 6

10 STARS!! but i can only give u one so here =)

Answer 7

Nice Joke! LOL

Answer 8

What about this one.....

An old man sitting on a bench saw a really beautiful woman walking towards hih with her left breast hanging out.

As she sidled past, and to save her from any embarrasment, he choked up," Ahem....Excuse me madad, but it would appear that your left breast is protruding!"

"JESUS CHRIST" she screamed, "I've left the baby on the bus!"

Answer 9

Funny! 100!

Answer 10

Good One......

Here's one for you...

      Upon entering a little country store, the stranger noticed a sign warning, "Danger! Beware of dog!" posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register.

      "Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?" he asked the owner.

      "Yep, that's him," came the reply.

      The stranger couldn't help but be amused. "That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?"

      "Because," the owner explained, "Before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him."

Answer 11

Twinkle twinkle 2 stars   LOL       Jamie Moran

Answer 12

that is good star

Answer 13

Star =]

Answer 14

poor baby

Answer 15

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS REALLY FUNNY I AM DEFINITLY GIVING U A STAR

Answer 16

I liked it.  Flip Wilson told a similar joke (only the woman was on a train).  I remember the person insulting her said, among other things, "That's a bad looking baby, Lady."

Answer 17

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Answer 18

cute

Answer 19

lmao that is realy funny HAHAHAHAHAHA

Answer 20

haha !

Answer 21

nice