Start me if you like these mama jokes.?

Question

Your mama is so nasty she got more films on her teeth than Netflix.

She's so old she rides unicorn to work.

She's so ugly she makes mouse jump on a chair.

She's so old when her life flashed before her eyes it took three days.

She's so ugly the only time she gets some @ss is when her fingers go through toilet papers.

Answer 1

I thought they were all great.

Star for you

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Answer 2

They were really funny, especially the last two.

My fav "yo mama" is: your mama's so fat, they had to baptise her at Sea World!

Answer 3

yo mama so fat, god couldn't lift her spirits!

Answer 4

HAHAHA!!!!! This is really funny! I'm sooo gonna tell my friend!!

Answer 5

they were pretty funny :]

Answer 6

Ill be using them at work, thx.

Answer 7

this one was funny, hahahaHAHAHA!!

She's so old when her life flashed before her eyes it took three days.