Starting a team in Banjarmasin...?

Question

The NHL is expanding into international markets, and Bettman, being the genius that he is, chooses our lovely Banjarmasin as the home of the first international hockey team in the NHL.

1.) What is the team named?

2.) What is our mascot?

3.) What is our arena called?

4.) What do we serve at the concessions?

5.) What star player do we want to be the face of our franchise?

6.) Whats our marketing campaign slogan to get the Jet Ski riding Banjarmisinians to embrace our team?

Answer 1

1. Rivers (Banjarmasin is also referred to as the river city)

2. How about a fish to go with the river or a piece of gold.

3. River city arena

4. Chickens, Snakes, Soto banjar.

5. Ribeiro (I have no clue why he was just the 1st player that pop into my mind)

6. We could build it on the water and have it say "Come float on in. Cheep jet ski parking!"

If such a thing dose happen the Leafs can play them so it'll be evenly matched. lol

I'm not to creative this morning.

Edit

No I'm not the ambassador to Indonesia. I just looked Banjarmasin up on Wiki when Hales 1st posted here. The 3rd food is a popular dish there. Its a spicy soup usually with a bit of lime.

Answer 2

I didn't even think to look back here.  LMAO!  

1)  Banjarmasin Banjo Baboons...what?  It is the first thing that popped in my head.  Man, I think I need to see a shrink.  LOL!

2)  A chicken.....I bet you thought I was going to say baboon....yep, I am loony!

3)  The Tampax Center

4)  Chicken on a stick...and beer and Capri Suns.  

5)  Ummmm.  Petr Prucha...sorry to say this but you know the team is going to suck...might as well start it off that way.  ;)

6)  We have clean bathrooms!

Answer 3

1. Banjarmasin Nisamrajnabs (it's backwards lol).

2. The Rajnab (whatever that may be...).

3. The Masin Center.

4. Ummmm, kabobs, or falafels, or something, lol. And chicken too.

5. Hmmmm, Paul Kariya?

6. Watch the Nisamrajnabs, we give free chickens (and free chicken too) and free jet-ski tune-ups at the games!!!

Answer 4

The Heavysoviet Delegation has been appointed to be the armed protectors of Banjarmasin.

1. Malacca AK-47.

2. A giant bullet.

3. Rebels Headquarters.

4. Rice.

5. Ovechkin!

6. Ride like Tidal Wave to Hockey game!