Stories, jokes, confessions?

Question

write what ever you want. Could be funny stories, embarassing moments or whatever. Have fun XD!

Answer 1

One time when I was at PE, I was shooting a hoop to impress this really hot guy, and I tripped over myself when I shot, and tripped and scraped my knee. Then the basketball bounced off of the rim and hit me in the head. It was pretty funny! Luckily I didn't act like an idiot and cry or nothing. I just laughed. The scraped knee bugged me ALL DAY though.

Answer 2

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES.'

You must now refer to them as

APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS .

And furthermore

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a ' BREASTED AMERICAN.'

2. She is not ' EASY ' - She is

'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'

3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'

4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a

'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'

5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes

' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'

6. She is not a 'TWO- BIT HOOKER' - She is a

' LOW COST PROVIDER.'

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a ' BEER GUT' - He has developed a

'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'

2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is

' OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'

3. He does not ' GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He

' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'



4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in

'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'

5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ***' - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'

6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's

'REAR CLEAVAGE.'

Answer 3

I have a confession:

When I was working in the medical field, I had s*x with the hot letter-carrier in the exam room, and it was the best I've ever had ..!

Answer 4

one of my friends knocked on a window so we all ran and i was running the same way as my other friend and a lady was leaving the parking lot and my friend ran full speed into the side of the car and the lady screamed loud