Story: Get Up And Bar The Door. Homework Please help!!?

Question

The Door in question was opened by

a) the husband

b)the wind

c) two strange gentlemen

The woman refused to close it because

a) she was busy and thought her husband should do it

b) it was barred by a heavy hussyfskap

c) it was a warm day

The pact they made said that

a) the first to speak would close the door

b) the door would remain open for 100 years

c) neither would close it until the house fell down

The husband was finally roused to speak because

a) the men had eaten both puddings

b) The were going to shave him

c) They intended to kiss his wife after using the hot pudding water in shaving cream.

When the husband finally spoke, the wife was delighted because

a) she knew the men who had eaten her pudding would get what was coming to them

b) the gentlemen now would not kiss her

c) she had won the "paction" made between herself and her husband.

Answer 1

Wow, that is a hard one to figure out, but luckily I can understand it.

1. b

2. b

3. a

4. c

5. c

Answer 2

Are you kidding me?  Is this really what "homeschool" curriculum looks like?  I hope you're excited about a future in food service.

Answer 3

I dont know what story this is but send me a link and i will find out...

besides... why cant you just read the story and figure out the answers yourself.. surely it cant be that hard..

Answer 4

a,a,c,?,c

Answer 5

i aint gon do ut hw d**n

dats y god invinted nerds u pay dem to do ur hw

:-)

Answer 6

i not doing your homework for you.

Answer 7

A

A

C

B

B