Stranded on the Atlantic Ocean!?

Question

I am stranded in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, floating on canoe remain. I accidentally fell asleep on my canoe, and woke up on a peice of it.

Unfortunately, all I have with me is my I-phone, and a stick of trident gum.

What should I do?!

Answer 1

email the coast guard

Answer 2

WAKE UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 3

Stick your head between your legs and kiss yourself goodby.    Why not feed the sharks?    They are hungry too.

Answer 4

call 911

Answer 5

e-mail yahoo answers. They will send you a helicopter.

Answer 6

turn off your phone, save what battery power you have left for when you get near shore to call for help.  save the gum for when you start to dehydrate.  then take a nap and hope for the best

Answer 7

Say your prayers

Answer 8

Cover yourself from the sun..with any clothing you have available....... careful not to kick your legs around in the water to much this will attract preditors.... if at all possible if you are to fall asleep do so on your back you will not be as likely to drown........ You must be near land to some degree or you would not have cell phone reception........... i hope this is hypothetical and not actual....... that would be an unkind joke