Stupid Questions with Smart Answers

Question

BOY : May I hold your hand?

GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!

BOY : You love me...

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.

BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.

BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!

GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!

GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??

TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.

WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?

MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.

HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?

PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"

Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

Answer 1

I checked the whole list again.

Answer 2

Very funny.

Answer 3

Nice ones but I think I have read it before.

This is the best one -

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.

HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

Answer 4

hahahahahahah thanks a lot for this post  

Answer 5

Really Hillarious dude...

keep rocking with these kind of jokes...

Answer 6

lols..thax

Answer 7

gud

Answer 8

haaahaahaahaahehehe   help me m dying of laughter.....ha ha ha ha

Answer 9

A very clever compilation of good humour, some of which are hilarious, thanks for that...!

Answer 10

hahahahahahahah!! lol

Answer 11

lol nice :D

Answer 12

haha

Answer 13

Qns : U

Ans : I

Answer 14

VERY, VERY, VERY CUTE!!!

AND KEEP IT UP BOY!!!!

Answer 15

oh my god. what a smart ans.these are.

one  is really true that is the wife and the husbands conversation =

that the thing we have heard from our ears will goes away but until that have been said to someone through mouth..

thank you for these wounderful jokes

Answer 16

lol nice one

Answer 17

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.

HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

ROTFLMAO! Now this is the truth! Very Funny!  

Answer 18

CUTE                

I NEED 2 POINTS

Answer 19

HAHaHAHAHAH. Hillarious jokes. Great man. Lol.  

Answer 20

Wow.  Very smart.  you wanna try mine?

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