Suggest alternate names for this section?

Question

Best answer goes to whoever makes the wittiest suggestion and yes spelling and grammar point for consideration!

Some suggestions to start you off:

Ido no y peopl think im underage cz i uz textin' spllin?

Gimme a free spell/ psychic reading/ homework help etc,.

The "S.C." and other neurotic OCDposters therapy circle.

I wanna be a witch/ werewolf/ fairy/ mermaid / whatever ...

Snarly despairing adult scholars in desperate search for interesting questions!

Answer 1

- Crazy questions

- The freak zone

- Twilight zone

- The x-files

Answer 2

?*?*?*VOODOO-U-Think-U-R?*?*?*                                          

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Answer 3

Believers in the mystical

Answer 4

Section for the seriously deluded

Section of Paranormal Stupidity

Nerds and Geeks Section

The Alternative Section

How to p**s off a Witch in Six Seconds or less Section

The Is s/he Serious!? Section

The Dude's Seriously Trippin' Section

The Section for People in Serious Need of Therapy

And finally The Section for People with Half-A-Brain

Answer 5

u must b NUTZ!

Answer 6

Mythologically-Challenged Mermaid Maddening Morons

Answer 7

what is it with mermaids? lol..

x files would be a  better name

Answer 8

beyond the night's sky

Answer 9

honestly i think you should just give jadeaustin the 10 points now. hah! awesome!