Suicide and Islam: a combination???

Question

Does Jihad and Al-Qaeda believe if you kill yourself you'll go to Heaven and get 30 virgin girls, how'd they get that out of the Qu'ran???

Answer 1

No, no.  You have it  all wrong.  When Muslims die, the men get 72 virgins, not a mere 30.  And women get to go to heaven, but there's no bordello for them. They become beautiful virgins again waiting for some suicide bomber to ravish them. Jihad means to pursue and accomplish a goal.  Al-Qaeda is completely different and composed of fanatical Muslims who have been so indoctrinated from their younger years that they believe anything the Imams tell them.  Even the Imams don't believe what they teach about suicide bombings, they just indoctrinate.  Otherwise, why haven't we seen Imams doing the suicide bombings?  Now about those 72 virgins waiting in heaven for some man to die.  Back in the fifth century Mohammad wrote that they would be waiting for the faithful.  The fascist-Islamics believe that means suicide.  Kind of a dumb religion, isn't it?

Answer 2

They don't get 30 virgins, I have heard that it is 72, but throughout the years it has been mistranslated. The suicide bombers get to meet 72 Virginians.

Answer 3

They are misusing the Qu'ran.  suicide is against the religion and JIhad is the Arabic word for hard work of fight.  The Jihad term applies for all muslims and we are all required to do "jihad". For example, if youstudy and work for a degree THAT is jihad.  If you work 80 hours and late shifts to feed your family THAT IS JIHAD.  Not neccessary carrying a gun to fight.  THERE IS NOT ANYTHING IN TH EQU"RAN OR THE PROPHETS SAYING THAT BACKUP THE CLAIM! The Qu'ran is clear that you can't kill an animal for hobby or pleasure.  It has a soul that only God may take away.  There is a clear verse in th eQu'ran that state if one kills a person for no reason as if he killed a dozen people-and it is UNFORGIVABLE.  I hope that helps.

Answer 4

Not all Muslims believe in violence.Rember Ghandi.

Answer 5

They get 72 virgins and when ever they need to get something out of the Quran to support their nut bag culture they just rewrite it.