Suicide help phone number?

Question

I'm barely holding on to this rope.

April Fools! I know I shouldn't joke about this kinda stuff, but everyone's trying it at my high school. No joke. I need to get out of Minnesota!

Answer 1

ok.

Happy April Fool's Day

Answer 2

Dude.....don't do it!!

I just contacted Yahoo's emergency number.

They will trace your ip address and send the police to help you out.  

Hang on until they get there.

They will get you help!

If you hear them kicking in the door....

just let them.  They will help you, Dude!!

Life really is like a box of chocolates.

Cherry.

Strawberry.

Lemon.   No...not lemon.  Don't want you

to think about a bad experience you've had

with your beater car.

Skip Lemon.

Banana.

Lime.

Keep thinking sweets.

Sweet thoughts.

Happy thoughts.

Ok.

Yahoo just called me back.

They've tracked your ip.

They

will

send

you

help immediately.

Stay cool, Dude,

till they get there.

Answer 3

minnesota, ahh, it's cold up there, TN is the place to be. And seriously dude, don't joke ab that stuff.