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Sumb*tch (See if yall heard this one?)?

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Sumbi*ch

A filthy rich North Carolina man decided

that he wanted to throw a Party & invited

all of his buddies & neighbors. He also

invited Leroy, the only Black man in

the neighborhood.

He held the party around the pool in the

backyard of his mansion. Leroy was

having a good time drinking,

dancing, eating Shrimp, oysters, BBQ & flirting

with all the women.

At the height of the party, the host said,

'I have a 10ft man-eating gator In my

pool & I'll give a million dollars to

anyone who has the nerve to

jump in.

The words were barely out of his mouth

when there was a loud splash & every-

one turned around & saw Leroy in

the pool!

Leroy was fighting the gator & kicking its

***! Leroy was jabbing the Gator in the

eyes with his thumbs, throwing

punches, head butts & Choke

holds, biting the gator on the

tail & flipping the gator through the air like

some kind of Judo Instructor.

The water was churning & splashing

everywhere. Both Leroy & the gatorFinally Leroy strangled the gator & let

it float to the top like a dime store

goldfish. Leroy then slow ly

climbed out of the pool.

Everybody was just staring

at him in disbelief.

Finally the host says, 'Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.'

'No, that's okay. I don't want it,' said Leroy.

The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give

you something. You won the bet. How

about half a million bucks then?'

'No thanks. I don't want it,' answered Leroy.

The host said, 'Come on, I insist on

giving you something. That was

amazing. How about a new Porsche, a Rolex & some

stock options?'

Again Leroy said no.

Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well,

Leroy, then what do you want?'

Leroy said, 'I want the name of the

sumbitch who pushed me in the pool!'

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  1. HAHA! that was really funny


  2. As jokes goes its OK!  I giggled!!!.

  3. what i dont get it

  4. lol who pushed him in2 the pool?

  5. hahahahaha

  6. lma0..that was super funny lol

  7. lol * for u!

  8. Thats a good one.

  9. haha that was good.. i needed a knee slapper *no sarcasm intended

  10. lol, lol, I like that

  11. I don't get why it had to be a  black man to make it funny

  12. i dont get wats funny about it.

  13. I really got it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  14. ....nice

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