Summer Cruise, Where to?

Question

The time has arrived for planning the August Cruise on the 'Gin Palace', I am looking for something a little different this year, we will still do Monte Carlo and Nice of course as well as Rimmini but where else? Can't go to Venice, not after that incident with Shaftworthy and Rotter concerning a certain young lady, a set of Billiard Balls, a tennis raquet and an Alsation dog, Lady Agatha has never been quite the same since. My man Cuthbertson will be delivering the invitations by bicycle so be patient. So if you have any suggestions I would be eternally grateful. By the way, on its last re-fit, certain small cameras were discovered in the sauna room, they still bore the delivery address tag, Rotter Manor, need I say more other than they have been removed. A video was also recovered from his cabin, Sindy, I am appalled, enough said.

Answer 1

Lord Percy, i may add that Rotter was to blame for the dog ?

and people say you can't teach an old dog new tricks ....well i have never seen that before ? any way the Venice folk are such prudes Rotter has the photos to prove it.

how about a detour to Le Mont San Michelle, it will make Rotters old gal Mrs Humphrey's feel better as she was stationed there during WW11. mind you old bean i do remember last time Mungabean doing something strange with one of the monks habits and that young exchange filly from Norway ?

Answer 2

Ditch your yacht (not literally, of course).  The 'Artemis' is advertised as 'intimate and child-free'.  Sounds just what your party needs.

http://www.thomascook.com/cruise/lines/p...

Answer 3

I quite fancy Hawaii but I fear those gals in their grass skirts might bring out the absolute worst in Rotter, especially with all that cheap rum available.

Answer 4

I suggest the Bermuda Triangle this year old bean I believe it to be outside the jurisdiction of the authorities, and a splendid place to loose some of the more prudish guests if they refuse to take part in my more adult photography sessions. Tip top.

Answer 5

Why not try Ibiza?  Rotter is going there in  August to see the  making of the film  " Teen s luts go nuts part II"

(although it won't be patch on the one that I starred in)

As for the video I was just proving that it is not only Asians that can do "that thing" with ping pong balls, as there was no ping pong balls, I used the billiard balls instead. No biggie!

Answer 6

the clipper ships are really cool and a little different.

Answer 7

Alaska!