Sunday Hockey Questions....... Bonus!!?

Question

1. Ray Emery is desperate to be back in the NHL! What does he say/ do to get back in:

A. Plays the race card?

or

B. Says: "You let someone that nearly killed a man( Tood Bertuzzi) play in the NHL again.

2. Where do you think Pittsburgh will finish at the and of the 2008-2009 season if the team falls apart after the July 1st free agent signings?

3. Which # 91 will have a better rookie year? Turris or Stamkos?

4. Who will be the best player ever wearing #91 when Turris and Stamkos career ends?

5. Which NHL teams do you see falling apart in the 2008-2009 season?

6. Free agent signings: Which teams will come out the winner? Loser?

Bonus: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AgBAyVYx03SwTsj9zrhzFzrsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20080629145510AA5xac2

Answer 1

1. B

2. I say 5th or 6th.

3. Stamkos

4. Stamkos

5. Anaheim

6. Winner: Tampa Bay   Loser: Pittsburg Penguins

Bonus:

I'd Kick both of their ASSE*   and make sure they regret what they just did!

Answer 2

1.B

2.The pens will still finish 1-4th in the eastern confrence

3.Stamkos

4.Stamkos

5.Ottawa

6.Winners will be tampa losers will be the Leafs(laughs)

Bonus:I would laugh and call here a S l Utty Who re

Answer 3

1.) both options are irrelevant.  

2.) Quite low.  They'll still have Malkin, Crsoby, Gill, and presumedly Fleury, four players don't make a team.  

3.) Okay is that a serious question?  Stamkos!  

4.) Again are you serious?  Stamkos!

5.) Penguins, Rangers, Lightning, and Panthers.  

6.) Free agency is overrated.  The way to build a team is not by overpaying free agents it's through the draft and trades.  So teams that pay players like Hossa 8 million will be big losers.

Answer 4

1. Ray Emery will play the race card, of course! He isn't classy enough to mount a real defense towards being in the NHL.

2. The Penguins will fall just short of making the playoffs next season, ensuring the team to be a major player in the 2009 free-agency class and having a real coach behind the bench in 2009-10.

3. Kyle Turris, only because he will be surrounded by more firepower in Phoenix than Steve Stamkos will in Tampa.

4. Still will be Sergei Fedorov, followed by Brad Richards. If either Turris or Stamkos win a Cup, then they will at least surpass Richards.

5. Pittsburgh. I have faith in my Penguins and all, but I have to be a realist, and I realize that Stanley Cup runner-ups do not bounce back very well from being oh-so-close (unless this was 1984 and the Penguins were named the Edmonto Oilers...)

6. Boston will come out looking like a champ (of course, playing like a champ will be much different)...and sadly, Pittsburgh is going to be screwed harder than Kim Kardashian in the free agent sweepstakes.

Bonus. Fire ants and public humiliation towards the cheating pair!

Answer 5

1. Neither of those options, he will promise to stop smoking dope through a BONG.

2. Number 8 in the East.

3. Stamkos.

4. Sergei Fedorov!

5. Pittsburgh and Anaheim.

6.

Loser - Pens if they aren't careful.

Winner - Columbus.

Bonus - Already answered, but I have thought about it more, and I'm  going to jail for sure if I find my lover in bed with another man (or woman). Actually, if it's with another woman, I'm jumping in! Then go to jail for assault and battery with a tire iron.

Answer 6

1. Play the race card.

2. 3rd in the conference and coming up just short of the Cup finals.

3. I'll be a wuss and go with Stamkos.

4. Fedorov

5. Anaheim

6. Winners: Detroit

Losers: LA and Pittsburgh.

Answer 7

1. Yo man, go make me some chicken!

2. Eastern Semis or Eastern Finals

3. Turris

4. Stamkos

5. Anaheim could, but odds are against that. New Jersey Devils.

6. Winners, Chicago, Columbus. Losers, Pittsburgh.

Answer 8

1. I think he'll pull a Ted Nolan

2. I think they'll still make the playoffs and be a cup contender. We'll see how it all pans out.

3. Turris

4. Stamkos? I dunno

5. Ottawa

6. We'll see

Answer 9

1. B

2. 6th

3. Turris, Phoenix has its team together, while Tampa is still reeling

4. Stamkos he will have many years in the sub par SouthEast

5. St. Louis Blues until they get serious about a goalie they will continue to lose with their lack of offensive talent

6. Loser Pittsburgh, Winner Detroit they are bound to get a big name and the post lock out is back the rich get richer

bonus. Collect my things leave the house and take her to court and hopefully get to keep half

Answer 10

1) Somebody will be dumb enough to fall for the old 'left all the baggage behind me' line.

2) They still have enough talent left and if they lose out on all their free agents will have enough cap space to fill in the gaps. They'll be in the hunt.

3) Stamkos. He'll fit right in with Vinny and St. Louis.

4) Again, Stamkos. Between these 2.

5) Does winning the Tavares sweepstakes qualify as falling apart? If so, the Buds.

6) Again the Buds. Losing a lot of deadwood will make a winner out of the Leafs.

A for Bonus Q.

Do what I did when I caught my (now) ex-wife in bed with my best friend. At first I just paced around thinking "why me, what did I do to deserve this, blah blah..." Then I realized it wasn't anything I did, just got madder by the minute, so I went in there and grabbed her by the scruff of the neck and threw her a$$ out on the street butt naked. After reflecting on this for a minute I soon came to the conclusion that it takes two to tango and it wouldn't be right to let my (former) best friend go unpunished so I went back in the house and luckily he was still there, thinking about what  he did and trying his best to apologise. I really wasn't in the mood to listen and grabbed him by the neck as well and yelled "bad dog, bad!!!!"

Answer 11

1 he will be back this season likely as back up.2in the plaoffs  3stamkos.  4 stamkos.5 florida.6philly best toronto worst.

Answer 12

1. Needs a C) stop being a douche and just play the game without being a k**b.

2. It wont be too bad they have their core crosby, malkin, and fleury. Though they would definitely be in the playoffs it would probably be toward the bottom.

3. stamkos

4. stamkos

5. Ottawa most likely :(

anyone picking up emery = loser right now tampa looks like they are posed to be the most agressive on the UFA market so one would hope they would come out the winner.

Answer 13

1. B

2. 3rd

3. Stamkos

4. Stamkos

5. The Toronto Maple Leafs

6. Tampa Bay (winner), The Pittsburgh Penguins (loser)

Bonus - I really don't know, LMAO

Answer 14

1) B

2) probably barely making 8th place

3) Turris

4) probably Stamkos

5) idk

6) idk

Bonus: kick his sorry little @ss out of my place

Answer 15

1. Well I think that Emery just needs to get his attitude in check, that's all. Really, I don't see what so many people have against him. Like DC FURY said in an answer to my question earlier (which was deleted >:( d**n trolls) his situation was blown way out of proportion.

2. They can still finish 1st, the East is not that strong. Although it's more likely they finish either 4th or 5th.

3. Stamkos.

4. I'm not sure, I'll say Stamkos. ~ (Between those two players that is, not all time out of all #91s, I definitely can't predict that).

5. Well, the Penguins are *kind of* falling apart, but they still have loads of talent. I would have to say the Senators or the Stars. I really think the Stars' window is beginning to close.

6. I'd say Tampa could be the winner, they've done a lot already. The Penguins have probably clinched being the losers, look at all the players they gave away.

Bonus: What that first guy said was actually a great idea! I'd do that, and then beat the guy up hard with my goalie stick (to the point of permanent un-recognizability, lol), and then bitchslap my so-called "girlfriend" and tell her to F off, and that I never wanna see her again. I would not resort to killing though.

~

Btw, I'd never hit a woman, nor have I ever done that, but in that situation, yeah, I'd smack her.

Answer 16

1) race card is always a given.

2) I don't think the team will fall apart. I may not like Ray Shero for not thinking Malone was a top priority, but he knows what he's doing. They'll go far.

3) Stamkos.

4) Stamkos.

5) no clue...

6) i'm offically not talking about the FA & UFA signings. haha.

Answer 17

1)I actually would say both. I can see him starting off talking about bertuzzi and then pulling out the race card.

2)They will probably make it back to the playoffs in a much lower seed and then bow out in the second round

3)Stamkos

4)Stamkos

5)All teams have the possibility of falling apart due to injuries and such. I think Toronto is always on the verge of implosion

6)So far the Coyotes look good as does Tampa. The Losers so far seem to be Buffalo and the Leafs

Bonus I already answered that question