Sunday Night's HOCKEY Questions!

Question

1. When will people learn how to pick a category to put there question related to the category under?

2. Who would win in a fight, Chris Pronger or Chuck Norris?

3. If you can select one hockey player to fill in Grand Theft Auto IV's main character (Niko Bellic) which NHL player would it be?

4. Will you be buying back to school supplies from NHL.com?

http://shop.nhl.com/category/index.jsp?categoryId=3197589

5. What will Gary Bettman have to do, to stop being boo'ed?

6. Which players do you find funny, that are not on your team?

7. What age do you think Chris Chelios will retire?

8. If you could put any NHL player in the ring with either a boxer or WWE superstar who would it be and who will they fight?

9. What image comes to your head when you hear the name Pierre Mcguire?

10. When will the Crosby/Ovechkin bandwagon die off?

Answer 1

1. When Yahoo! fixes itself, i.e. never.

2. Chuck Norris....

3. Oh dear, hmmm... Someone with bad English who lives in New York City...

4. It's pretty expensive... Maybe.

5. Leave. Just go away, get out of hockey altogether.

6. Sean Avery, hahaha.

7. hm... probably somewhere in his early-mid 50s. I say 53.

8. Probably Chara with the Great Khali... which one is bigger?

9. try this: http://www.hairlosspreventiontips.com/ma...

10. Will it ever? Answer, no.

Great questions. Way to get my mind off of the whole yahoo! sucks thing!

Answer 2

1 I think when hockey season starts.

2 Chuck Norris

3 Evgeni Malkin

4 Maybe but i think im all set

5 Die, then we will cheer

6 Avery he's funny cause i hate love to hate him

7 738

8 Georges Laraque vs. Triple H

9 baldy!!

10 see answer 1

  

Answer 3

1. Not even the CIA knows.

2. Chuck Norris

3. Alexander Ovechkin (He talks like him a bit)

4. No, I have left overs from last year.

5. Eat his green vegitables.

6. Rick DiPietro

7. Never, he is immortal.

8. Crosby, with anybody I don't care. Just to see his puny butt get smashed. (I don't know why I picked him, I am sort of a fan...)

9. A bald dude with glasses on the TSN tradcentre panel ranting about how Toronto must have been high when they signed Jeff Finger.

10. It already did buddy... it's Malkin's time to shine baby!

Answer 4

1) Never because people are idiots

2) Pronger cause he will goon it up

3) Ovechkin     http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y173/Di...  

4) No

5) Get the NHL back on ESPN for starters

6) Jeremy Roenick is hilarious

7) Knowing Chelios a year before he will break Howe's record for oldest player

8) Pronger and I'm not into WWE or boxing so I dunno

9) The town idiot

10) Never will as long as they are in the league.

Answer 5

1. Seems never at this point.

2. Chuck Norris would make Pronger his b*tch.

3. Alexei Zhitnik. Both look alike and from Eastern Europe.

4. Nah.

5. Give out free beer.

6. Andrew Peters.

7. 48.

8. Chris Pronger vs. Kimbo Slice. Come get destroyed Pronger!

9. Meat.

10. When they both retire.

Answer 6

First of all, let me say welcome back (even though you've been back for weeks now.) Sorry I didn't say it earlier. I hope that everything is going alright with you.

1. I have no idea. At this point, it's actually getting worse. There are more random questions than actually hockey questions.

2. Chris Pronger would eat Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris would do ninja kicks in Pronger's belly, so it's hard to tell.

3. I can't help but see Evgeni Malkin as Niko. I have no clue why. Maybe because of all of the Russian names in GTA IV.

4. You better believe it. I'm going to be a walking Penguins billboard when I go back to school.

5. He'll have to put a bag over his head so that people won't be able to recognize him. Or maybe he could have plastic surgery.

6. Colby Armstrong. He used to be on the Pens, though.

7. He'll probably die on the ice.

8. I'd put Kris Draper in with Kurt Angle, just to laugh at Draper while he gets his head bashed in (if you haven't already figured it out, I hate him with a burning passion.)

9. A bald homo who pretends to know a thing about hockey while he stares at the player's butts.

10. I hope the pucksluts realize that Sidney will never go for them soon. They really give his true fans, like myself, a bad name. As for Ovechkin, I don't think he has a bandwagon.

Answer 7

1. next time there's a blue moon

2. Chuck Norris would pwn Pronger

3. sorry I don't know much about that...so I can't say for sure

4. whoa I will definitely try to get something for school!

5. retire lol

6. no one comes to mind off the top of my head but I know there is someone I just can't think right now

7. I'm going to say early 50's

8. hmm well McCarty likes fights...I don't know any boxers so I can't say who he would fight

9. bald creeper inside a little glass box. I believe it was he who was inside this tiny little box of his own while reporting on the playoffs...http://www.communitynews.ca/files/releas...

10. when there is another blue moon...let's hope that's soon because they can get pretty annoying

Answer 8

1. Hopefully soon.

2. Norris.

3. I don't know much about that, sorry.

4.Ooooooohh. I haven't even noticed that XD

5.Stay away from the game, and never come back :)!

6. Avery can be quite humorus.

7.Early 50's.

8. Phaneuf....with whoever (don't know much about wrestling)

9. The bald guy

10. Never.

Answer 9

1. When they finally realize that their questions will not be answered properly unless they put them in the right section.

2. I do not watch enough movies, who the h**l is this Chuck Norris guy? Going with the popular opinion, Chuck Norris.

3. Sean Avery, let him add something else to his resume I guess.

4. h**l no! All that stuff looks so tacky and nasty. I've seen NHL bags and what not before and they looked okay (still wouldn't buy it though) but these are hideous.

5. Add another Canadian team to the league OR retire.

6. Cabbie on the Street with the hockey players doesn't come on during the summer so I forget about these kinds of things. Okay Colby Armstrong and Jordan Staal are pretty funny.

7. He's 46 now so I saw another 2/3 years before he hangs them up.

8. Ray Emery vs Floyd Mayweather

9. A "monster"

10. Never  

Answer 10

1) it's the updates yahoo is making, not the people. personally, i think people need to chill out. Yahoo can't be perfect 24/7 lol

2) Norris. Hands down.

3) Michel Therrien, dude!

4) i don't need a bookbag, because i don't bring any books home. (AKA i don't do my homework) lol but that coffee mug is looking pretty awesome to me.

5) hand out free candy. hmmm, no idea.

6) Army :( Malone :( Avery's not funny, but he's funny to laugh AT. if that counts.

7) i think he'll keep trucking way after the age he should retire.

8) Dany Sabourin would be placed in the ring with Urijah Faber. :) he's a cage fighter, so i hope he counts. Urijah is AMAZING and i would love to see little Dany cry lol

9) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqyaQ_sr1...

haha.......ahahahaha.....................

10) Crosby doesn't really have a bandwagon.. he sort of just has a parade of s***s... they will die off when his looks die off.. Ovechkin doesn't have looks so.. well, i dunno..

Answer 11

1.) No idea.....

2.) Chris Pronger is the biggest goon i have ever seen on the ice, and i think hes probably the only person in the world that could beat up the chuckster....

3.) Dominik Hasek.... that guy kinda creeps me out....

4.) Im a little old for school.....

5.) Hang himself.....

6.) I cant really think of any funny ones from other teams, but anybody saw the red wings championship parade this year, they would definately agree wit me in saying jiri hudler

7.) When the detroit lions win a super bowl.... so never i guess....

8.) i would wanna see ovechkin fight fedor emelianenko from affliction.... so sum1 could finally shut that douche up

9.) that huge *** scar that was on his forehead....

10.) hopefully after the wings keep winning the cups and then everybody will be talking about our dynamic duo (datsyuk and zetterberg)

Answer 12

1. i know that pissis me off

2. Chuck

3. Avery

4. **** that i already got my Pokemon back pack

5. quit

6. the European players that cant speak English

7. i heard he wants to break howes record

8. id take rob ray out of retirement

9. ummmm Pierre Mcguire i guess

10. it wont because people are stupid  

Answer 13

1. Never! But then what would we complain about then?

2. Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris could beat Pronger with his chin!

3. Ray Emery

4. I actually saw a Lightning bookbag the other day. I'm SO tempted to get it.

5. Retire!

6. Jeremy Roenick and Manny Legace

7. 51

8. Dave "Tiger" Williams vs. Muhammed Ali. The best of both sports!

9. Hair loss!

10. Never! But then what would we complain about then? (Yes, I copy and pasted the first answer)

Solid Q's, Gonchar!

Drop that volkenized rubbed already!

Answer 14

1 .Never.

2. Pronger. He'd elbow him.

3. Ray Emery

4. No.

5. Resign. He'd get cheered!

6. JR

7. 48

8.Chara against Triple H

9. 2girls1cup > Pierre

10.Never. Puck bunnies never lay off.

Answer 15

1.  LMAO  never

2.  Hard to say- I think Jack Bauer would have to stop Chuck from beating Pronger to a pulp.

3.  Not sure- never played the game.

4.  I dont have to go back to school!  YAY!   I just have to work everyday

5.  die or go away and never come back.

6.My mind has drawn a blank on this one

7.   NEVER

8.  Pronger in with Tyson- I want to see Tyson bite his ear off

9.  My account might get suspended if I say- and I dont know how to make a new one.

10.  Not sure if it will- they are pretty dam good!

Answer 16

1.I'm guessing this is some sort of revenge against the all to powerful hockey section by the man to try and bring us down.

2.Chuck f-n Norris all day long.

3.Rod- the-Bod. and his magic nose can be some sort of super weapon.

4.Not for school supplies but to get a few new hats for the year for myself.

5.He either needs to be in the news s******g around with Madonna or with Roger Clemens Ex-.

6.Not a player anymore but Brett Hull is Hilarious to me.

7.78

8. Chara Vs. the Undertaker.

9.Bill the Flames fan from this section. His avitar looks so much like Pierre Mc that each time I see one of them I can't help but think of the other.

10. When the Stamkos, Vs. (insert next big star here) war begins

Answer 17

1) Not until the downfall of human intelligence reverses itself. How lazy can these people be???????????

(Guess I have a lot of punctuation again....Oh well.)

2)Off ice, Norris

3)Not familiar with it, but I would guess Avery if it's a character everyone wants to eliminate anyway.

4)Not off NHL.com, but I bought my son an Islanders backpack. Finally convinced him to stop liking the Rags,lol. I told him he could root for any team but that one.

5) Stop complaining it hurts when he pees? otherwise quit.

6) Legace seems funny during the All-Star skills competition. Avery is stupid funny.

7) When one of his grandkids is taken in the Entry Draft.

8) Chara vs. Jose Canseco( He did fight recently and got knocked out)

9) Another incompetent like Mike Milbury and Garth Snow.

10) When the Stamkos/Tavares one starts up.

Answer 18

1. to many stupid people on earth.

2. pronger...if he get his stick.

3. ruslan fedatenko

4. no

5. boo

6. manny legace is freakin hilarious

7. 62

8. Jonathan Roy, ok he's not nhl but still hes a fighter, vs. the great khali. who do you think.

9.mcguyver

10.when the stamkos bandwagon starts!

Answer 19

1) I wish I knew.

2) If on ice Pronger, if on dryland Norris, to do martial arts while wearing razor-sharp steel blades is not safe.

3) I don't know Niko Bellic or GTA4 so I am unable to provide an answer.

4) I might - gotta represent the Tricolore down here!

5) Leave the game in the hands of people who love the game. That'd be a start

6) Martin Brodeur definately comes to mind

7) 51

8) George Laraque and yes

9) Bald homosexual

10) When people realise how good Peter Mueller on the Yotes is

Answer 20

(1) September 6, 2013.

(2) Chuck Norris, even though Pronger is going to keep trying cheap shots.

(3) Chris Simon.  He's the only one I can picture beating a hooker with a baseball bat to get his $14 back.

(4) Heh, actually I was just in the NHL store this afternoon... I bought a new Rangers hat.  (my old one was wool and is freakin' dirty since it made my head sweat so bad heh).  But yeah... some of the stuff there is so ridiculous.  (Does anyone really want a Rangers Tiffany lamp?  or a Rangers hammer?).  No, I will not buy any school supplies from there... they are all ugly and expensive.

(5) Change his name, gender, and job.  But even then, it's not a given.

(6)  Avery (d**n it, I wish he was back with us), Ortmeyer... basically former rangers, heh.  Though most 4th liners that I've seen are pretty humorous.

(7) 46.

(8) DiPietro... I don't know who he'd fight, but I'd love to see him lose miserably.

(9) Bald guy with bad ties.

(10) When they both suffer career ending injuries.  Or retire.

Answer 21

1.) Never.  Not all people are as brilliant as us hockey sectioners :)

2.) Chuck Norris, if Pronger doesn't cheap shot.

3.) Chris Simon, because in his spare time when he's not stomping on people he can blow up cars and shoot cops.

4.) Haha, probably not.  The stuff looks like it's more for 10 year olds than for me.

5.) Grow 5 inches?  And retire.

6.) Colby Armstrong is hilarious.  I was watching a video on youtube when he was on the Baby Pens and he was wearing a cheerleading outfit for a party, and the doorman to his apartment saw him.  lol

7.) 50

8.) Georges Laraque vs Muhammad Ali!  Ali would kick his butt.

9.) Some sort of rodent.  Like a mole.  He just looks like one...

10.) It's died off this summer, hopefully next season now that Stamkos is gonna be in the league.

Answer 22

1. When stupidity is eradicated from Yahoo.

2. Chuck Norris

3. Ray....wait, you said NHL player.  I'd go with Sean Avery.

4. No

5. Get rid of the crowd before he enters a place.

6. Ovechkin

7. 70

8. Chris Pronger vs. Big Show

9. ****

10. When Crosby and Ovechkin die off.

Answer 23

1) The year 2525

2)Chuck Norris

3)NO idea. I don't play video games, but I will throw Sean Avery out there just because.

4)No I won't

5)Retire

6)Hossa I find funny. No idea why though

7)50

8)Love to see Laraque and the Undertaker. Just because

9)A brand new shiny chrome trailer hitch k**b

10)In about three years when the next great crop of young guns comes up

Answer 24

1. I hope now

2. Chris Pronger chuck norris is a fake

3. Sidney Crosby

4. i want to

5. he already has bcuz he a hawk

6. umm idk

7. gonchar will nock the **** out of him and he will retire

8. Chris Pronger vs Triple H

9. none

10. soon i hope

welcome back

Answer 25

1.  When they stop letting folks from India/Pakistan go on YA while the hockey world sleeps.

2.  Bob Probert

3.  Vladimir Konstantinov, before his tragic accident (God Bless Vladdy).  Smart, composed, talented, but won't back down.  Always dangerous, always staying one step ahead of the opposition.  Can definitely lay a hurtin on whoever steps in front of him.

4.  Didn't think to before, but I think I will now.

5.  Retire, bring enforcing back to the NHL, or exile Chris Pronger from the sport of hockey.

6.  Sean Avery does some rediculous things.

7.  One can only hope that he retires before 50.  It depends on whether or not he is resigned this offseason.

8.  Former - Bob Probert.  Current - Zdeno Chara.  Zdeno would fight The Big Show.  It doesn't matter if Zdeno can fight or not, because wrestling is fake (that fact broke my heart in 5th grade).

9.  Shaved Pen*s.

10.  When Henrik Zetterberg and Pavel Datsyuk rise up to crush the Eastern Conference media frenzy once again, and order is restored.

Answer 26

1. i dont know if they ever will but the choppy yahoo service isnt helping either

2. Chuck Norris

3. Ray Emery haha

4. no i saving up to buy a jersey

5. leave his job but he'd prob still be boo'd if he showed up at a game for some reason

6. what do you mean by that? funny that they should be on my team that arent or what?  I dont realy find players funny.

7. after next season what will that be like 47? 48? haha

8. Brashear would fight mayweather haha

9. i see him getting hit by a puck while he's in that little booth thing on the sie of the ice

10.  I dont know if it ever will.  I met a pens fan last week and he would not let it go.  I had faith in pens fans till i met this guy kept tryin to get me to watch the clip when backstrom put it in himself i was pissed.

Answer 27

Finally a Hockey question!

1. At this rate.... Never!

2. Chuck Norris!!!!!

3. Ovechkin.... I don't know he kinda reminds me of him!

4. School supplies.... No! But I might need a clock in my room!

5. He'll never stop getting boo'ed! No matter what he does!

6. Avery... he can be prett funny at times.

7. 52

8. Mike Tyson vs. Sean Avery...... Lets see if he can mouth off to him with his ear bit off!

9. Bald spots

10. Never!