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Sunday humour are these funny ?

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A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly,

'I know what the Bible means!'

His father smiled and replied, 'What do you mean, you 'know'

What the Bible means?

The son replied, 'I do know!'

'Okay,' said his father. 'What does the Bible mean?'

'That's easy, Daddy...' the young boy replied excitedly,' It stands for 'Basic Information Before Leaving Earth.'

There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country.

'Is there anything breakable in here?' asked the postal clerk.

'Only the Ten Commandments.' answered the lady.

'Somebody has said there are only two kinds of people in the world.

There are those who wake up in the morning and say, 'Good morning, Lord,' and there are those who wake up in the morning and say,

'Good Lord, it's morning.'

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  1. i like the last ....BTW....what do u say in the morning..lol


  2. Ha! ha! ha! good ones, love the first one....

  3. Love the last one, but I don't think the first and second ones are your best work.

  4. lol some more good old sunday humors

  5. Go, duck, these are just great, keep em coming...!

  6. You put a smile on my face, I like them all.

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  7. ^,^

  8. good clean humor... I like the last one best lol

  9. haha

    they were kinda funny. maybe for like older people, i don't think many kids would find them funny tho.  

  10. THEY ARE GREAT AND I AM A KID

  11. hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah great!!

  12. No....!

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