Super Powers?????????

Question

how do i get super powers?

everyone says they have em, how do i get them??

Answer 1

its a secrete we cant tell you

Answer 2

be born with them........or by them

Answer 3

You can find them offered in ads in the back of magazines.  

Answer 4

First it was mermaids, then it was fairies, and now super powers?

Answer 5

Smoke weed

Answer 6

Don't believe people when they tell you they can give you super powers. They clearly are lying.

HOWEVER, geneticists (people who play with dna, genes, etc.) are currently discovering how to make a person more efficient with cloning and the like. Hopefully, in the future, if the snooty and nosy Church people wouldn't intervene, people could get to live longer, and perhaps even fly - that's the closest to super powers you can get.

But NOW? ZERO. Don't believe them. Tell them to sign themselves up in the nearest loony bin.

Answer 7

we are in the world of make believe.