Super mutated Camellion in my lawn... how to kill it??

Question

we have a large camelion in our front lawn. i'm really scared of him. more over, he acts like its his right to live there. he jumps all over my plants and destroys them. i tried spraying a mosquito killer on him but it didn't work. infact i think he became more mad after that as one day i was trying to shoo him away and he started running towards me real fast. and whats worse!!??!! i thought they just run but they can't climb walls like lizards but now he has started walking on walls, climbing walls, jumping from one wall to the other and fighting with little birds that sit on the walls. how can i get rid of him/her and i can't find any camellion sprays. and can he be caught in a mouse trap?? is it normal for camellions to walk on walls?? anyone want to adopt him for free??

Answer 1

"Super mutated Camellion"???

I doubt that's what you have. Sounds more like somebody released their iguana. I would normally suggest that you simply shoot it, but I don't think I would trust you with a firearm.

Answer 2

you got 2 choices to stay in the game: shoo him with a broom or open its belly to reveal the key to your life, you got 5 minutes.

Answer 3

I dont think camellions live in the U.S. natively?

But im not sure.

If thats the case, it probably belongs to someone.

And don't kill it!

That's mean.

Answer 4

call the local authorities (not 911 but a there will be something in the phone book) say u have a large (if it a iguana like it sounds it is were talking 4-6 feet long ) non native aggressive lizard in your backyard and get it taken away

im sorry but this is kinda common sense

oh and dont shoot it mainly because if its a endangered species then u could be looking at a fine or even jail time (depending on state)