Superman came out of the closet..!??

Question

Oh, never mind, I was thinking of something else. But since you're here: If Superman came out of the closet, who do you think he'd boink?

My guess would be Aquaman.. he would probably give great snorkel, like Spongebob.

Answer 1

If Superman came out of anything, he would smash through the door and leave a pile of rubble.

Why does everything have to be about s*x? He's Superman. He's really strong. What else matters after that?

Answer 2

Shhh-hhh...don't tell anybody...  Superman DID come out of the closet...and we've been partners now for almost twenty years...and he's still awesome...

Answer 3

Superman would totally go for Batman.  I mean, come on, we've been building up the rivalry forever.  There must be a lot of sexual tension.  Batman just can't wait to get to see what's under the "S" on Superman's chest.  And Superman's X-ray vision is no longer enough-  he MUST take off Batman's utility belt and see what happens from there.

Answer 4

The Hulk.