Supermarket Embarrasment (JOKE)

Question

A lady was picking up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had no price tag.

Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear: "PRICE CHECK ON LANE 13,TAMPAX, SUPERSIZE." That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word "tampax" for "THUMBTACKS."

In a business-like tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom: "DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?"

Answer 1

lol!

Answer 2

awww now that is sooo funny, i needed a good laugh this morning.

Answer 3

Super

Answer 4

Oh my goodness! That is so funny! Where do you get all you great jokes?

Answer 5

Ha ha ha ha......

Good One CQ....

You Nutty Girl..

They banned that one in Boston you know...

He he he he...

Answer 6

Haha.. nice joke.

Answer 7

heheheheh...loved it ;)

Answer 8

I got one for you. My sister "Jo" and I were at the checkout when I noticed Jo was looking at a sign for Virgina Slims.  We were in front of a lot of people and in a confused voice Jo says very loud, "I think they spelled v****a wrong"

Answer 9

a great joke, thanks

Answer 10

hahaha

lol

that was funny

have a star!!

Answer 11

lol...that was really good im givin u a *

Answer 12

hahahaha

nice one

caspian queen is back

and im back too(for tonight only coz no school tomorrow)

Answer 13

:)

Thanks for making me laugh.

Answer 14

That was a good one! I embarrassed my wife when she sent me to the aisle where the douches were. When I got to the shelf, I yelled over to the next aisle where she was at, "Baby, what flavor douche did you want?" She never sent me again! ~:o>

Answer 15

Great    9/10

Answer 16

LOL!!!!

Answer 17

good

Answer 18

FUNIIII!!! =]

Answer 19

ha ha loved that brill joke *

Answer 20

Good Joke...

How come your jokes keep getting deleted??? Theyre really good.

Answer 21

hahahahaha..........

LOL!!!!

that was good!!

Answer 22

that woud be so embarrassing!!

Answer 23

Ha great * 4 U

A woman walks into a drug store to buy tampons. She notices a group of tampons stacked on a table in corner with a sign on them saying, "5 boxes for a dollar" The woman just could not believe this price so she asked the clerk if it was correct. He said, "Yes, five for a dollar." She said, "That can't be right!" Clerk says, "Yes, it's correct. See here? Five boxes for a dollar, no strings attached."

Did you hear about the woman in the choir that was hit in the head with a hymnal that was thrown from the congregation? She said, "Throw another one, I can still hear the preacher