Surely Camilla must be the most unlucky person alive, every time she looks in the mirror it cracks and she?

Question

gets seven years bad luck

Answer 1

Not at all funny.

Answer 2

I heard they were already damaged beyond repair from your mothers face

Answer 3

I think she is a doll!  Very s**y and smart.  Certainly deserves to be queen someday,  not like that empty headed Diane, everybody knows Dianes type, pretty but mean and stupid.

Answer 4

She's got a face like an ****.. actually no, that would be unkind to arses. More like a bulldog l*****g sick off a nettle!

Answer 5

she?  Finally spent her grandmother's inheritance and had that plastic surgery she has needed since the fire.

Answer 6

Really really unlucky ... did you see some of the diamonds that woman wears? Anyone with serious amounts of cash can afford to be ugly

Answer 7

you're funny!

I'd hate to think how many mirrors she's cracked over the years cos even when she was younger she still looked like a horse only less wrinkly

Answer 8

Camilla is ugly.

Answer 9

Eat end of a west bound camel.

Answer 10

Camilla got the prince and the title.  Hardly what I would call unfortunate.

Answer 11

So if people say these mean things about Camilla looks, you all must be all soooo beautiful. Heaven sakes she is human after all. No she was not perfect and did wrong, but all was fate.

Answer 12

I wonder how many people who think you are nasty/ugly/sad/vicious/selfish/petty/ung...

Answer 13

Did you hear about Prince Charles's accident the other week? He reversed a Range Rover SUV over the Queen's favourite corgi.

He hid the mangled body in a garbage bin while he decided what to do.

He thought a drink would help so he went to the wine cellars and picked a dusty bottle of vintage wine. He dusted off the label to see what it was and suddenly a genie appeared.

The genie thanked him for releasing him from the bottle and offered to reward him with one wish.

Charles told him he had a problem with the dead dog, and asked if the genie could do anything to help. The genie agreed to look, so Charles took him to the bin.

The genie took one look and said "thats impossible - I know I am a genie, but there are limits!!!  Do you have any other problems?'

Charles said that he was also troubled because everyone always said his new wife was so ugly - could the genie help with that?

The genie shook his head and said ' let's take another look at the corgi....'