Surprising Strangers in a Bar?

Question

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful

woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up

his courage he finally goes over to her and asks,

tentatively,

"Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"

She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs,

"No, I won't sleep with you tonight!

"Everyone in the bar is now staring at them.

Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely

embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and

apologizes. She smiles at him and says,

"I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate

student in psychology and I'm studying how people

respond to embarrassing situations."

To which he responds, at the top of his lungs,

"What do you mean, $200?"

Answer 1

=))

Answer 2

HAHAHA..good one! :)

Answer 3

lol PAYBACK!!!

Answer 4

awesome!!!! thats a revenge.....:D

Answer 5

hehehe

Answer 6

They meet in a bar and get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes of his trousers and washes his hands again. The girl has been watching him and says, "You must be a dentist."

The guy, surprised, says "Yes....how did you figure that out?"

"Easy," she replied, "you keep washing your hands." One thing led to another and they make love. After they have done, the girl says, "You must be a good dentist."

The guy, now with a boosted ego says, "Sure, I'm a good dentist, how did you figure that out?"

"Didn't feel a thing!"

Answer 7

ha ha

I love it

Answer 8

lol

revenge can be such a sweet thing.

Star for you!

: )

Answer 9

lol.....good