Survey: Can you "field dress" a wounded moose?

Question

Survey: Can you "field dress" a wounded moose?

Answer 1

I could, and I am voting for any Vice-presidential candidate that can as well.

Answer 2

palin serves hers with dressing and mashed potato's with pumpkin pie desert,

Answer 3

I think it needs to be dead first, then I'll help Bill drag it out.  

I know how to dress a rabbit all by myself.

Answer 4

With one hand tied to my boob and a fern firmly implanted in my caboose.

Answer 5

That would be pretty dangerous.

Answer 6

Just as easily as I could a deer, bet I better have  help dragging it out of the woods.

Answer 7

yes if i could catch it to bandage it

Answer 8

I'm not sure is it a "field" mouse... is it a female mouse. don't think a male mouse is gonna like a dress.

Answer 9

Why would you put a dress on a moose? But if you have too,make sure its floral print cause they hate anything else...

Answer 10

Triad makes some useful moose knuckle bandages.

Answer 11

Yes..I would put a daisy chain around it's neck..and make a shell anklet for all four legs..* smile..real pretty..

Answer 12

If a moose was wearing a dress in the field only his pride would be wounded.

Answer 13

Yes, although it might start kicking when I slice it open.

Answer 14

as long as the dress isn't too frilly, moose hate frilly dresses.  lol

Answer 15

absolutely not. I'll wait until he's dead first!