Survey: I accidentally left my grandma in the car yesterday and now she smells funny. What should I do?

Question

Tracey, I read through your old questions. Who really needs to get a life here? Four identical questions in a row on "I Dream of Jeannie"? Three in a row on "Tales from the Crypt"?

Answer 1

Febreze does wonders!

Answer 2

Buy a new car or take the bus  

Answer 3

like for how long>?? thats like leaving a child in there she can't open the door. or get out alone!!! OMG... but i soposse just following her around with candles and various sprays!!

good luck

Answer 4

cremate her

Answer 5

Are you serious? That has to be one of the most idiotic questions ever get a life!

Answer 6

... dont make matters too difficult... come on just leave her in there for one more day...:)

Answer 7

Get rid of your old, smelly, used grandma and get yourself a fresh new one!  

Answer 8

stick her in the washing machine she will come out smelling of roses

Answer 9

That's awful. Um...I really don't know. The febrezze answer is already taken. Wow...I'm officially lost for words. Lol.  

Answer 10

Relax...old people always smell funny....

Answer 11

take her to the car wash and hose her down. add the pina colada air freshener it's only 50 cents more.

Answer 12

Get some of those car trees and then turn yourself into the police.

Answer 13

Up until a week ago I would have said Febreeze but that new Glade air freshner for pets and germs works wonders, its da bomb!

Answer 14

Wow, these people make me sad.

All you gotta do with dear old granny is strap her stinky asss to the roof of your car and drive through the car wash.

It'll cost you a little extra for the wax, but come on, isn't grandma worth it?

Answer 15

You ACCIDENTALLY left your poor little granny in the car? How do you forget a person in a car?

Perhaps a bath. From what I've heard this mystical water comes from these magic pipes, and that, along with some sort of cleaning agent called uh..sop? or soap? or something, apparently they do wonders for funky smells.

=] sarcasm is wonderful