Survey-I caught a midget today,but he will not take me to his pot of gold,what should i do now?

Question

Help please....

Poll-Water or Toilets?

Answer 1

ha, they never tell!!

You should beat it out of him.

Ha, totally kidding, im not that mean :))

Answer 2

go L.A.P.D on him.....

Answer 3

Leppercans have pots of gold, not midgets. Let him go right away or you may be charged with kidnapping.

Answer 4

How many times to I have to tell you, flash, flash, flash, Water

Answer 5

Threaten to put him in a triple-load washing machine at the laundromat. I heard midgets hate Tide With Bleach.

Answer 6

open a candy factory

Answer 7

tell him to take you to the White House cuz thats were he lives

Answer 8

Turn him over to me, I'll make him talk.  We can split the gold 80/20 in my favor.

Answer 9

sell his little a** on Ebay

Answer 10

Well I'm gonna have to admit I was kinda stuck when I read your question.. but your poll about water or toilets gave me an idea :)

I choose toilets btw :)

Midgets would think of the last possible place to hide their pot of gold right? So I bet if you sat in the toilet and had the midget flush you, you'll end up in a magical land where you should find your pot of gold :) ps, I would maybe tie a rope to yourself just in case you wanna come back ;)

Answer 11

Check his pockets.

Are those tattoos on your boobies?

edit: awesome!

Answer 12

Go out and look for a leprechaun...midgets don't have access to pots of gold..

Answer 13

be persistent!  they are trained not to tell...