Survey: Is it acceptable to cheat on a spouse if they refuse to have s*x with you…?

Question

What if she’s visiting her sick mom in Texas and will be gone for 3 days?

Am I supposed to just wait around for her? What about me and my needs? I’m horny now, dammit!

POLL: Internet p**n or s*x Addicts Anonymous?

Answer 1

No it is not acceptable. Cheating is never acceptable. If you couldn't wait 3 days then you have problems, what is three days?

Answer 2

It's only acceptable if you don't remember...

Drinks on me??

Answer 3

And if Valkyrie doesn't do it for you, call me.

*cries*

Answer 4

Use your right hand or your left paw, you dirty old coot.  No, it is not ok, but if you were talking about 4 days, now that would be a different story.

Internet p**n followed up by an already easy cheap date at the local s*x Addicts Anonymous meeting

Answer 5

p**n

Answer 6

It would be so much better to whip out the ole' p**n stash and take care of business., that way you don't have to worry about the whole "take a shower, brush your teeth thing". If you aren't intrested in doing that, then the number is 555- Hippie Chick, that's 555-Hippie Chick. We deliver... Internet p**n.

Answer 7

It's never acceptable to cheat on your spouse...if you wanted that to be included in your marriage you should've added "unless you deny me s*x" in your wedding vows :o)

Answer 8

If your spouse won't give it up, you certainly should look outside the marriage.

Answer 9

<<<<has p**n....

Answer 10

Wait, let me get my shoes. I'll meet you half way. It's only 3 hours. You know where. The parking lot across from the BBQ and Waffle House. By the wino.

What joke? You know that's where we met. At the SAA all you can eat

each other buffett.

Answer 11

dude you can just jack off and yes its wrong to cheat on your wife

Answer 12

Call me

Answer 13

Whack off to some p**n then have a nice cold beer.

You'll be fine.

DO NOT cheat

Answer 14

NO ITS NOT ACCEPTABLE! ITZ WRONG!...you can wait 3 dayz...

Answer 15

I think you can last three days while she's away but if she was with you then yes it's okay . No wages no work simple as .

Answer 16

take care and not anger folks. it is a joke. all i can tell you is get a video of each other and take care of things that way.

Answer 17

If she is visiting her sick mother and your concern is pleasuring yourself instead of supporting your wife, I think you have already answered your own question.

Answer 18

I'm starting to think it should be acceptable.  I mean, how many nights is he going to be working late at the office.  What the h**l about MY wants.  

Wait, he doesn't work in an office

POLL:  p**n.  Always p**n

Answer 19

It is not acceptable to cheat on your spouse if they refuse to have s*x with you. They are wrong for refusing to have s*x with you dependent upon the rationale. If she is just gone for a few days then stick it out. If she has a health issue then stick it out and help her through it. If she is doing it for spite or something like that then you may need to evaluate your relationship. If she is withholding because the love affair is gone then you may need to evaluate your relationship. Look at the source of the situation and figure out the root of the problem. If it is something simple (such as her not being in town) then deal with it. If it is something complex such as lack of attraction, compatability issues, some one else in the picture, etc. then sit down and the two of you evaluate your relationship (and figure out what you are going to do).

You got married for a reason. Whatever the reason maybe. Thus you went in knowing that this is the person you should be with exclusively. If you can do that or do not intend to do that then you should not have gotten married.

Answer 20

i think you have some issues. s*x addicts anonymous.