Survey- My therapist says that I need a hobby, so I?

Question

have decided to become an on-line stalker. Since I am new at this and haven't had much luck finding any literature on it. What are some techniques I should use to become proficient at my new hobby? Thanks in advance for you help.

Answer 1

I suggest you find their address and just look through their house window..

makes things more interesting

Answer 2

ooh you can practice the whole stalker thing on me...I'd be glad to help.  

Answer 3

There's a great thing for your hobby!  Facebook.