Survey: What happened to my knickers...?

Question

*cries*

*looks down*

*cries again*

Answer 1

Um, here ya go... I was just, um, keeping them safe.

Answer 2

you thought it was  your  toy  and  chewed  on it..

Answer 3

Don't cry my furry little one!  I took them because I'm bedazzling them with a picture of John Boy Walton.  I would have been done by now, but that d**n John Boy had to have that big ol' mole that had it's own zip code.

*cries for the mole hairs*

Answer 4

Perhaps if you would have washed them once in a while, they wouldn't have evolved into a sentient being and walked away.

Answer 5

there up on my bedpost from last night!!

Answer 6

The went over the rainbow......

Theres no place like home...Theres no place like home...

Answer 7

This old man did a knick knack paddy whack with them then went rolling home. *cries*

Answer 8

The knickers nicker nicked your knickers.

Answer 9

i ate them mwa hahaha

Answer 10

I think I saw your knickers on the beach next to a very s**y man

Answer 11

You have to be more specific. Are they the ones with the pink, sparkly sequins and the wand, or the skin tight, black, leather with lace ups. Oh, no, those are mine. You had the ones stuffed with liver and tuna, right.

Answer 12

You bought some knickers and went mule herding. After a few hours you got very hungry and went into town for lunch. You were still hungry and had 6 or 7 deserts (crème brûlée). They were so delicious! However, when you got up to leave your pants split and everyone in the restaurant saw your furry little tail.

Answer 13

Guido ate them in the heat of passion.

Turns out that the brown wasn't chocolate.

*cries*

Answer 14

Why does a cat need knickers?  (*ponders*)

Answer 15

Oh h**l, is this where they came from. I just knew they were a little small on me. I guess you can have them back now. I only split them a little so your tail will stick out quite nicely. LMAO