Survey: What would you do if, in the middle of the night you heard?

Question

Someone out your back and you went out and they either,

1. Had a hose in your oil tank siphoning your oil?

2. Seen them drilling away at your oil tank?

3. or they were messing about with the main pipe that goes into the boiler?

If it was me id go out with a solid or sharp object and go for them, if they were nicking my oil?

What would you do?

Thanks

Answer 1

Who the h**l has oil tanks in their back garden? This isnt the 1900's!

But anyway, I'd shoot the b*****d.

Answer 2

call a cop  

Answer 3

Do they still make oil burners

Answer 4

I'd wonder where the h**l the oil tank came from :)

Answer 5

The time the Police take to arrive the criminals would probably be gone so I would set my dog on them. and stick the boot in at the same time.

Answer 6

lol the same

Answer 7

I would commit suicide, there is NO WAY I could ever face someone doing that!

Answer 8

I would wake my wife and send her out first

Answer 9

shotgun time

Answer 10

Call the cops...

Answer 11

I would do one things,  catch them by surprise and kick their f**k'in ***. Here in America, where I'm from and the people I hang with those little thevies wouldn't be doing that cuz if they got caught we handle the **** our way without the cops and should we say they would never be heard from again.

Answer 12

Hmmm, Well i wouldn't jump in all guns blazing...Could be something innocent!... I'd have to be sure what i i was seeing was right,

THEN i'd see Red.......with the help of my trusty dog, we'd take them down what ever their size!. Well, i'd try at least!

Answer 13

hold them at gun point till the poliec got there