Survey: Why is it against the law to throw chicken bones ....?

Question

at naked people while they are sun-bathing?

Why ...???

Answer 1

Because they stick and then attract flies.

Answer 2

Bones are not good. Throw the entire chicken at them - it is funnier.

The law supports funny.

Answer 3

If you do it and run away really fast, they'll never know it was you.  Then it wouldnt be against the law.

Answer 4

Just don't get caught

Answer 5

When Guido is naked, there's enough bone for everyone.

*cries*

Answer 6

because the world is UNFAIR!!!!!UNFAIR I TELL YOU!!!!

Answer 7

Because after a long, hard day all I want is a quick meal. Is it my fault I'm nearsighted and can't tell the dif between a chicken bone and a leg bone. You should be ashamed of yourself for confusing a tired kitty like that.

Answer 8

*cries*

My babbies distracted me and made me forget what the fark I was going to say....

*cries because I am losing my mind*

  

*sniff, sniff*

Ah, now I remember:

Wonder it is a sin to practice Voodoo without a license. I can sell you mine for the low, low price of $49.99 + tax and a transfer fee......

<<<------Worried about your soul hanging in limbo like that dirty boy Guido The Libido.

<----*Cries because she read that perv Guido's answer and suddenly had a hankering for some chicken wings*

Answer 9

Maybe it's because they are vegetarians. *Cries*

Answer 10

It signifies that they are pieces of meat.  

Answer 11

what?

Answer 12

Somebody gets hit in the wrong place one time and it ruins it for the rest of us. The nerve.

Answer 13

It's only illegal if they have pets in the vicinity who may choke on the bones.

No pets = completely legal.

Answer 14

I thought it was only against the law if you first sharpened them and tied them on the end of a stick?

Answer 15

It is perfectly legal if you are a certified witch doctor.

Answer 16

wow, that is legal here in VA.