Survey:What would you do if you found.......?

Question

a dead horse in your office? I don't remember seeing one when I left last night............

Answer 1

call animal control since it is a felony to bury a horse, they must be properly disposed of, and honestly i don't want to go to the pen cause someone killed a horse in my office.  

Answer 2

I would say "Oh my goodness!!" and then I would call animal patrol!

Answer 3

I think I'd be finding myself standing beside John Belushi in the movie Animal House.

Answer 4

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I'M SOOOOOO SORRY CHARLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! (LMAOROFL <XD)

Answer 5

I'd be "Why the heck am I in an office? I don't work here."

Answer 6

run in the other direction.

Answer 7

CPR?

Answer 8

Wonder who rode it down.

I blame the copy boy.

Answer 9

Call the a glue factory to come get it.

Answer 10

I would leave quickly and quietly, the feign surprise later.

Answer 11

I would probably be so surprised i would be in shock. I wouldn't bother calling the police they probably wont believe me. I guess i would go home and go back to bed and question my sanity

Answer 12

classic Animal House scene

Answer 13

RUN!

Answer 14

Ask Myself..>Since When Did I Become

Old Enough For An Office?...Then

Tell My Boss To Get His Wife Outta

My Office And Remind About The

Health And Saftey Rules.

x

Answer 15

I would think someone tried to play a prank on Dean Wormer as well as Flounder

Answer 16

wat office??? i dont have a job. lol

Answer 17

make an open fire and scream down the hall "YO GUYS! bbq, my office, 10 minutes! " =]

Answer 18

Wonder how it fit into the Elevator...!!

Answer 19

hahahahaha

i would say "wtf a dead horse?"

and then i would walk out and tell soemone below me that there was a horse in my office laying down dead and to go get a vaccuum  and some lisol. "lol

or eat it for lunch... haha jk

i mean serioulsy that term "im so hungry i could eat a horse" didnt come form no where

Answer 20

Call animal control and then tell my boss I have to go home and recover for a few days from this traumatic experience

Answer 21

I would laugh at the randomness of the fact that a dead horse is actually in my office.

Answer 22

lmao 911 !!!!!!!! im crackin up lolz

Answer 23

skin it and sell it to a meat shop as beef.

Answer 24

stare at it for awhile wondering to myself " how did it get in here" then call the police

Answer 25

I would pack up, call it a day, catch the next flight to some distant country and hope the Mafia doesn't me!!

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Answer 26

Well I know what I wouldn't be doing and that is horseback riding!

Answer 27

I'd take it to the pet cemetary.

Answer 28

Call police

Answer 29

i would probably move it (with a whole bunch of friends) to my worst enemies office before he comes or in his rest day...

Answer 30

I am sorry Godfather!

Answer 31

Try and frame someone I don't like at work!