Survival Question for Smart People?

Question

If a knife wielding squirrel came up to you and threatened to harvest your organs if you didn't pay him a $1000 and you didn't have that money; what would you do?

Answer 1

He's a friggin' talking squirrel for crying out loud - he could make that in a night, why would he want to turn to a life of crime!

Answer 2

Pull a gun and hold up the squirrel - evidently he's been putting something other than nuts away!!

Answer 3

write him a cheque.....no banker will accept a check from a squirrel, if the squirrel can open the door in the first place

Answer 4

Spray him with a water hose.

Answer 5

Is said squirrel abnormally large?

Answer 6

call my shrink.  Squirrels can't talk let alone carry knives and harvest things.  I must be having a bad reaction to the meds.

Answer 7

trust me i would disarm him brake his d**n arm, and i would make sure he never does that again  

Answer 8

Offer him $10,000 to let me videotape him.

Answer 9

kick him, squirrels are smaller than you. grab the knife and then ask him for 1000

Answer 10

step on its head.

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Answer 11

Kick the squirrel out of my way.  I'm bigger than him even if he does have a knife!

Answer 12

I would take a picture of him and put him on Hot of Not!

Answer 13

i would make it chase me so it would have to get on all his paws and drop the knife,

then i would get the knife, catch the squirl, put a leach on it and force it do manual labor for me!

Answer 14

first i'd laugh so hard i would hurt.

then i'd get pictures

then i'd go answer that question about mythical creatures.

Answer 15

Tell him I have  a $1,000,000 worth of nuts in my poket, then....WHAM!!!

Answer 16

throw some sort of cloth over the squirrel and throw it in a cage as fast as possible(i'd have to do it fast cuz he has a knife and after his momentary confusion would probably cut threw the cloth) I might use a pillow case or large towel! Then i would keep him as a pet! Feed him show him to peoples for money and we would end up being friends! (plus i could use him as a threat to people and he could s***w with my neighbors!)

Answer 17

pull out the gun I had stashed and shoot in 4 times in the face then harvest his organs just because he was a dousche bag

Answer 18

always happens.

its always handy to carry a hacksaw and chisel with you at all times.

personally id go for de ***.

Answer 19

Kick the pathetic little rodent.  Then sell the talking rat.

Answer 20

your retarded.

Answer 21

So I'm dealing with a squirrel which is armed and capable of speaking English?

Answer 22

Knife wielding squirrel?  There could never be such a thing.

Answer 23

Kick him in the nuts.

Answer 24

First I would pretend to comply, I would tell him that I hide my money in a belt-wallet.  I would take the belt off, swing it around the nearest tree branch, and go tarzan style away from him.  The squirrel would have to climb the trunk, then run out the branch, and down my belt, giving me plenty of time (I have ninja like reflexes) to move on to the next tree branch.  While swinging away from him.  (perhaps sexist to assume the squirrel is male) I would untie one of my size 15 shoes, and throw it at him, killing him instantly.  I would then wait around for his family to come along and mourn his death, and then proceede to wipe out the entire squirrel family, as a lesson the the squirrels of the park of what may happen to them if another one of their kind steps out of line again.  Lastly, I would mount the knife on the wall, above the fireplace, next to the bull horns from the bull that wanted to carjack my car!

Answer 25

Kick him and run like h**l.  He's probably catch me and kill me.  I guess I would be SOL.  I may try to talk him out of it first.  My manipulation skills can be pretty good.

Answer 26

Squirrels can't talk!!! And I don't think it would be carrying a knife!

Answer 27

Hope i wake up before squirrel stabbed me or hope my family loves me enough to get me some mental help.  

Answer 28

First of all, I would want to know who my harvested organs were going to be for. If the squirrel wanted to pass them on to a needy person that would be fine. If the squirrel were simply hunting me for sport I would put up a fight.

Answer 29

I will hug it, and then hold his hands, and then dance around in circles. Soon after the deers, the rabbits and the butterflys come to join our party.

Answer 30

it would have to be a small knife, the squirrel wouldn't have the strength to maneuver a large tactical knife, so it wouldn't hurt, then i would ask him what a squirrel would need money for...then i would probably distract him with a bird feeder and run...

Answer 31

Its a squirrel..... I would kill it?  Even if it had a knife.  I can take a squirrel....