TAMPON SHOVED/JAMMED UP a**s. HELP!!!!?

Question

I need serious help. this is the fourth time I have askd this question. I am paniking I dont know what to do!

Earlier on today i put a tampon up my ar*e to stop the diarrhea, it worked well. however the tampon is now wedge up there and here is no possible way of getting it out as i put the string in first. to make matters worse i called my boyfriend in total distress to ask him is he could get it out with a spoon. he was so horrified that he has now left me until I have safely removed it from my behind. He said he can't help me and never wants to see me again, that I'm stupid, immaure and doesn't love me and my pooey congested buttox.

Any ideas how I can win him back again with the tampon safely out??

I love him so much and i am scared I have freaked him out.

GUYS: would you be freaked out by this??

I don't think most guys would be!

He's just retarded/.

It hurts so much!!

I can't poo!

Any ideas?

Answer 1

wow. just when i thought i have seen it all.

go to the emergency room. believe me, they have seen worse.

i think your bf should have done something to help at least. but i do understand his reaction. it isnt every day that problem happens.

i hope you get better soon :)

Answer 2

Please don't use the word retarded. It's bad stigma. Go to the hospital.  

Answer 3

First go to the E.R.... and then ell him to grow up and that if you would've known that he was going to react like that that you would've never asked him... But stop putting tampons in your behind so your boyfriends don't leave you! Call him and tell him that you were desperate to stop the diarrhea and that you only thought of that!  Hopefully he understands... And to help you go to the bathroom drink prune juice or take laxatives. Good luck =)

Answer 4

Me thinks you need to see a doctor   ASAP.

Answer 5

If you can't push it out on your own, you need to go see a doctor or go to the ER.  It may require surgery to remove the tampon.  It does not belong in the a**s.  You should have just dealt with the diarrhea, or taken Immodium AD to stop it, not plug it with a tampon.  You could cause a serious infection that way.

Answer 6

I bet your a blonde,right? go to emergency room--soon.

Answer 7

WOW , What a pain in the butt . lol

Answer 8

why the h**l did u stick a tampon up ur *** anyway-do u know just how dangerous it is to do that esp with that type of stomach issues???!!!!!!!! crazy! go to ur doctor immediately, once thats sorted out then talk to your boyfriend

Answer 9

what are you doing reading this!? go to the E.R!

(praying for you)

Answer 10

You need to see a DOCTOR if you can not get it out, I would be more worried about you and less worried about a stupid little boy who claims he loves you but wouldn't even help you, that's not real love.

Go to the emergency room NOW, it could cause a build up and a serious infection.

Tell that guy who shot you down

"Oh by the way, if you really loved me you would of helped me, seriously, your a complete waste of time"

He'll come crawling back to you.

GIRL ARE YOU SERIOUS, GO TO THE DOCTOR, WHO CARE IF IT'S EMBARRASSING GO TO THE DOCTOR NOW, NOW NOW!