THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER?

Question

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my b*****s are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. 'If you want your b*****s to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.'

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my b*****s. 'How long will this take?' I asked. 'They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies. I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my b*****s every day will make my b*****s larger over the years?'

Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your butt, didn't it?'

Answer 1

*Yawn* Never liked that joke

I just can't relate to it, ever since I started using my girlfriend's toothbrush instead of toilet roll

Answer 2

lol....brill!!!!!

Answer 3

lol

Answer 4

that was great,thanx!

Answer 5

always makes me laugh. great one

Answer 6

That's an oldie but a goodie.. Thanks for the laugh again.

Answer 7

t0inkz..,

Answer 8

HAHA! lol good one!

Answer 9

lol! not bad!!!!!!

quite good actually.

Answer 10

LMFAO! Old, but it never stops making me laugh! Have a star

Answer 11

HA!HA!HA!  I would say you need wipe something of yours more too then.

Answer 12

ha ha sounds like my house.

Answer 13

I liked that!!!!!  That's funny.

Answer 14

now that was funny.  you get starred.

Answer 15

Hmmm.....Not very gallant , is he ?