TV Show Quotes. Someone please help.?

Question

Hi, Could someone either tell me where I can find a sight that has these quotes that I can download or does someone have them, could they possibly tell me where you got them from.

I would love these quotes in MP3 format.

American Dad - Any Klaus quotes, especially 'Oh Francine, I can see your smoochplitzen."

Desperate Housewives - When Gabrielle's maid who is pregnant says 'What R *****.'

Bones - When Brennan and Booth are chasing some bad guys, Brennan yells 'Stop Or I will kick you in the testicles.'

Please, I really love these quotes and would love to use them as my message tone on my Nokia N95.

Answer 1

"Do you know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you know who's in ruttin command around here"

Jayne (eps: The Train Job) Firefly.