Taliban rejoiced by http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Shahid-c89347 Afridi’s recall in the national team
Taliban have declared a ten-day ceasefire in http://www.senore.com/Cricket/United-Arab-Emirates-c3033 (UAE).
Speaking from an undisclosed location in the mountains of North Waziristan, the Taliban sports spokesperson without giving his name expressed joy and satisfaction of the militant group on Afridi’s naming in the national team.
“We are very happy, we knew this day would come eventually, we have slaughtered twenty goats on this historic moment and would not harass NATO and allied forces for the next ten days as we are in celebrations.”
The conversation was cut shot after a drone strike hit the PCO from where the terrorist spokesman was speaking to this scribe.
Meanwhile, the Haqqani network, which is predominantly the most lethal group of militants hunting down US forces in democratised http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Afghanistan-c745 has also claimed responsibility for Afridi’s re-entry in the national team.
According to cricket loving sources within the group, the network had sent a strong message to http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Bahamas-c2846 in order to stay away
from all the politics in the game of cricket.
“We gave Mr.Butt a clear warning that it was imperative for him to recall Afridi and failing to do so would cause dire consequences.”
This scribe learned that the Haqqanis had signed a contract with Butt for providing dry fruit from Waziristan to the robust Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB) chairman, and the militants had threatened to end the contract if Afridi was not recalled.
Now the newly appointed chairman Zaka http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Ashraf-c46397 who wants cordial relations with the Haqqani network is eager to listen to the militant group and as a gesture of goodwill has cleared Afridi for selection in the national team.
Mullah kirkit (cricket), an active cricketer in the ranks of the Haqqanis urged the PCB to return the captaincy of the national team to Afridi.
Speaking to newsmen in his weekly briefing, he said, “This is a good sign that the Pakistanis have recalled Afridi, however, Pakistan must “do more”, we want to see Afridi as the captain of your national team for which we are ready to give any sacrifice.”
Meanwhile, PCB has denied that it had received any threats from militants and the selection of Afridi was done only on merit.
However, on locating Butt, who is currently spending autumn on a beach resort, revealed that he had in fact received numerous threats from the Haqqanis and believed Afridi was heading the sports wing of the terrorist group.
Afridi, however, rebuffed Butt’s allegations and has termed the 73-year-old former PCB chairman as a mad man who thinks from his stomach.
Afridi insisted that Butt was corrupted by his powers as the chairman PCB. He also revealed that Butt used to threaten players for opposing him and on numerous occasions had seen Butt having brunch with leaders of different militant organizations.
The 31-year-old all-rounder clarified that he only buys guns from the Haqqanis as they make the best weapons in Pakistan.
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