Talking pigeons waking me up in the morning.,?

Question

I have a couple of talking wood pigeons making a racket on my chimmly pot waking me up every morning having converstions with eath other and me. its really starting to get a huge problem. They will not stop talking to me even after I have told them they can't live on my chimmy. What should I do. I see marry flying around in the day but she wan't talk to me only on my chimmly where I can't see her. Any help would be great on how to get rid of them.

Answer 1

ur in cuckoo land. go see a Shrink

Answer 2

are u mentally insane ?

Answer 3

r u sure its not a dream?

if they really talk i suggust u to go up and talk to them and then kindly ask them to find a new home... or make them pay rent.. but u should go to a phyc. he/she would know what to do .     :S

Answer 4

Pigeons talking? Sure it`s not parrots talking?

Answer 5

I know! We have a problem too. My name's not Paddy and I don't want to know what takes two cows!

(I'm not joking, this is what the local pidgeons say.)

Ever tried firing party poppers up there?