Talking robot for art show, what should she say?

Question

Hello dear answerers, I am working on a mannequin whom senses when you are in front of her and can say something. She is a nude mannequin and you can shake her hand for a second "sense," so she can essentially say two different things. Any ideas on what she could say?

Answer 1

Do you always go touching people with out permission?

it would make people laugh

Answer 2

"That's so 5 minutes ago" and "You're forgiven"