Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.?

Question

Little Johnny: Here it is!

Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

Class: Little Johnny!

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Teacher: Are you chewing gum?

Little Johnny: No, I'm Little Johnny.

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Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?

Little Johnny: I get up early.

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Teacher: Didn't you promise to behave?

Little Johnny: Yes, sir.

Teacher: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?

Little Johnny: Yes, sir, but since I broke my promise, you didn't have to keep yours.

Answer 1

:) funny

Answer 2

teehee i like little johnny.

Answer 3

hahahahahahaha-those are hilarious!!

i especially lyk the last one!!

Answer 4

  nice jokes.

Answer 5

haha.

Answer 6

real gems thanks.

Answer 7

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Answer 8

They were pretty funny...thanks..

Answer 9

hehehe, funny

Answer 10

hehe made me giggle a little

Answer 11

hehe