Team Fortress 2 All Unlockables And Achievements?

Question

every achievement and unlockable

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Answer 1

Hard To Kill

Get five kills in a row without dying.

Powerhouse Offense

Win 2Fort with a shutout.

Lightning Offense

Win Well in 5 minutes or less.

Head of the Class

Play a complete round with every class.

World Traveler

Play a complete game on every map.

Nemesis

Get five Revenge kills.

With Friends Like these...

Play a game with 7 or more players from your friends list.

Dynasty

Win 20 games.

Hardcore

Accumulate 1000 total kills. This one announces progress in 250 kill blocks as you progress.

Relentless Offense

Win Hydro without giving up a capture.

Impenetrable Defense

Successfully defend Dustbowl without giving up a capture.

Impossible Defense

Successfully defend Gravel Pit without giving up a capture.

General Medic Achievements

Team Doctor

Accumulate 25000 heal points as a Medic. Note- Does not count towards the milestone achievements

Achievement Pack Achievements

Ubi Concordia, Ibi Victoria (In unity, there is victory)

Assist in killing five enemies on an enemy control point in a single life.

Medical Breakthrough

Assist in destroying five enemy Engineer buildings with a single Ubercharge on a Demoman.

Blunt Trauma

Assist in punching two enemies with a single Ubercharge on a Heavy.

Big Pharma

Assist a heavy in killing twenty enemies where neither of you die.

Consultation

Assist a fellow Medic in killing five enemies in a single life.

Autoclave

Assist in burning five enemies with a single Ubercharge on a Pyro.

You'll Feel a Little Prick

Assist in killing three enemies with a single Ubercharge on a Scout.

Blast Assist

Assist in exploding five enemies with a single Ubercharge on a Soldier.

Doctor Assisted Homicide

Assist in killing twenty nemeses.

Peer Review

Kill fifty Medics with your bone saw.

Sawbones

Hit enemies with your bone saw five times in a row without dying or missing.

FYI I am a Medic

Use a bonesaw to kill five enemy spies who have been calling for Medic. The picture for this achievement (the FYI) comes from the youtube video FYI I am a spy. Valve has confirmed that inspiration for achievement in fact came from the video.

Preventative Medicine

Block the enemy from capturing a control point with an Ubercharged teammate.

Family Practice

Ubercharge ten of your steam community friends.

Second Opinion

Ubercharge two teammates at once. Note that this means simultaneously, which can be achieved by changing rapidly between two targets with ubercharge in effect.

Double Blind Trial

Deploy an Ubercharge within eight seconds of a nearby enemy medic deploying his.

Infernal Medicine

Extinguish one hundred burning teammates.

Autopsy Report

Provide an enemy with a freezecam shot of you taunting above their ragdoll.

Bedside Manner

be healing a teammate as he achieves an achievement of his own.

Grand Rounds

Heal two hundred teammates after they have called for Medic.

Midwife Crisis

Heal an Engineer as he repairs his sentry gun while it's under enemy fire.

Chief of Staff

Accumulate one million total health points.

Specialist

Accumulate ten thousand heal points in a single life.

Intern

Accumulate seven thousand heal points in a single life.

Quadruple Bypass

Heal a teammate who is taking fire form four enemies at once.

House Call

Join a game that one of your friends is in and then deploy an ÜberCharge on him.

Hypocritical Oath

Kill an enemy spy that you have been healing.

Placebo Effect

Kill five enemies in a single life, while having your Ubercharge ready but undeployed.

Trauma Queen

Deploy three Ubercharges in less than five minutes and assist in five kills during that time.

Medical Intervention

Save a falling teammate from dying on impact.

Triage

Deploy an Ubercharge on a teammate less than a second before they are hit by a critical explosive.

Surgical Prep

Have an Ubercharge ready before the set up phase ends.

Group Health

Work with two other medics to deploy three simultaneous Ubercharges.

Play Doctor

In a team with no Medics, be first to switch to Medic after a teammate calls medic and heal 500 health.

Does It Hurt When I Do This?

Kill fifty Scouts with your syringe gun.

First Do No Harm

Play a full round without killing any enemies and score the highest on a team of six or more players.

Achieve 10 of the achievements in the Medic pack.

***Reward: Blutsauger ****

Achieve 16 of the achievements in the Medic pack.

****Reward: Kritzkrieg ****

Achieve 22 of the achievements in the Medic pack.

****Reward: Übersaw ***

HEAVY Achievement Pack Achievements

Iron Kurtain

Take 1000 points of damage in a single life.

Spyalectical Materialism

Kill or assist in killing 10 cloaked spies.

Party Loyalty

Kill 50 enemies within 3 seconds of them attacking your Medic.

Permanent Revolution

Kill 5 enemies without spinning down your gun.

Division of Labor

Kill 20 enemies with a Medic assisting you, where neither of you die.

Heavy Industry

Fire $200,000 worth of minigun rounds in a single life.

Red Oktoberfest

Earn a domination for a Medic who's healing you.

Communist Mani-Fisto

Kill an enemy with a critical punch.

Show Trial

Kill an enemy with a taunt.

Redistribution of Health

Heal 1000 damage with med-kits in a single life.

Crime and Punishment

Kill 10 enemies carrying your intelligence.

Rationing

Kill an enemy with your shotgun while you're out of minigun ammo.

Class Struggle

Work with a friendly Medic to kill an enemy Heavy & Medic pair.

Vanguard Party

Be the first on your team to start capturing a control point in a round.

Soviet Block

While invulnerable and on defense, block an invulnerable enemy Heavy's movement.

Pushkin the Kart

Get 50 caps on payload maps.

Stalin the Kart

Block the enemy from moving the payload cart 25 times.

Marxman

Kill 10 enemies in mid-air with the minigun.

Supreme Soviet

Get ubered 50 times.

Gorky Parked

Kill 25 enemies while you're standing on a control point you own.

Factory Worker

Kill 20 enemies while being recharged by a dispenser.

Purge

Kill 15 enemies capturing a control point you own.

Soviet Union

Get 25 enemy kills where you either assist or are assisted by another Heavy.

Lenin A Hand

Help 5 teammates get revenge on their nemeses.

0wn the Means of Production

Remove 20 stickybombs by killing the Demomen who produced them

Five Second Plan

Kill an enemy in the first 5 seconds after you exit a teleporter.

Krazy Ivan

Kill 100 enemies while both you and your victim are underwater.

Photostroika

Provide an enemy with a freezecam shot of you taunting while invulnerable.

Rasputin

In a single life, get shot, burned, bludgeoned, and receive explosive damage.

Konspicuous Konsumption

Eat 100 sandviches.

Icing on the Cake

Get 20 kills on players that you're dominating.

Don't Touch Sandvich

Kill 50 scouts using Natascha.

Crock Block

Survive a critical rocket.

Borscht Belt

Kill 10 heavies with The K.G.B.

Kollectivization

Get 1000 assists.

Achieve 10 of the achievements in the Heavy pack.

****Reward: Sandvich ****

Achieve 15 of the achievements in the Heavy pack.

****Reward: Natascha *****

Achieve 20 of the achievements in the Heavy pack.

****Reward: K.G.B ****

General Pyro Achievements

Flamethrower

Set five enemies on fire in 30 seconds. Note- Does not count towards the milestone achievements

Achievement Pack Achievements

Combined Fire

Use your shotgun to finish off 20 players you've ignited.

Hot on Your Heels

Kill 50 enemies with your flamethrower, from behind.

Firewall

Ignite 5 Spies who have a sapper on a friendly building.

Next of Kindling

Ignite an enemy, and the Medic healing him.

Cooking the Books

Ignite 5 enemies carrying your intelligence.

Second Degree Burn

Kill a burning enemy who was ignited by another Pyro.

Spontaneous Combustion

Ignite 10 cloaked Spies.

Weenie Roast

Have 2 enemy Scouts on fire at the same time.

Trailblazer

Ignite 10 enemies that have recently used a teleporter.

Baptism by Fire

Force 10 burning enemies to jump into water.

Camp Fire

Kill 3 enemies in a row, all within the same area.

Fire and Forget

Kill 15 players while you're dead.

Lumberjack

Kill 3 people with your axe in one life.

I Fry

Ignite 10 disguised Spies.

Clearcutter

Kill 6 people with your axe in one life.

OMGWTFBBQ

Kill an enemy with a taunt.

Firewatch

Ignite 10 snipers while they are zoomed in.

Got A Light ?

Ignite an enemy Spy while he's flicking a cigarette.

Burn Ward

Ignite 3 medics that are ready to deploy an Uber-charge.

BarbeQueQ

Cause a dominated player to leave the server.

Makin' Bacon

Kill 50 Heavies with your flamethrower.

Dance Dance Immolation

Kill 3 enemies while they're taunting.

Plan B

Kill 10 enemies while you're both underwater.

Hotshot

Kill a Soldier with a reflected critical rocket.

Pyrotechnics

Kill 3 enemies in a single uber-charge.

Firefighter

Kill 500 enemies.

Arsonist

Destroy 50 Engineer buildings.

Fire Chief

Kill 1000 enemies.

Controlled Burn

Ignite 50 enemies capturing one of your control points.

Attention Getter

Ignite 100 enemies with the flare gun.

Dead Heat

Kill an enemy in the same second that he kills you.

Pyromancer

Do 1 million points of total fire damage.

Pilot Light

Ignite a rocket-jumping Soldier while he's in midair.

Hot Potato

Reflect 100 projectiles with your compressed air blast.

Freezer Burn

Provide enemies with freezecam shots of each of your taunts.

Milestone 1

Achieve 10 of the achievements in the Pyro pack.

****Reward: Flare gun ***

Achieve 15 of the achievements in the Pyro pack.

***Reward: Backburner ***

Achieve 20 of the achievements in the Pyro pack.

***Reward: Axtinguisher ****

Spy

Master of Disguise

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