Ted Turner States That Global Warming Will Make Cannibals of Us All...My Question Is...?

Question

are you getting kinda hungry?

Answer 1

According to Eddie Izzard, "babies taste of chicken."

Answer 2

ted turner misinformed fool with money.the worst kind of fool one with money.

Answer 3

Americans should eat no more than six ounces of meat per week.  The rest should be five servings each of fruit and vegetables.

Answer 4

Sounds like Ted has been watching movies:

"Set in the year 2022, Soylent Green depicts a dystopian future in which the population has grown to forty million in New York City alone. The water and soil have been poisoned and airborne pollution has produced a year-round heatwave from the greenhouse effect. "

"Food as we know it today–including fruit, vegetables, and meat–is a rare and expensive commodity. Half of the world's population survives on processed rations produced by the massive Soylent Corporation (from soy(bean) + lent(il)), including Soylent Red and Soylent Yellow, which are advertised as "high-energy vegetable concentrates". The newest product is Soylent Green - a small green wafer which is advertised as being produced from "high-energy plankton". It is much more nutritious and palatable than the red and yellow varieties, but it is in short supply, which often leads to riots."

The last line of the movie is, "Soylent Green is people!"

People had to resort to cannibalism due to drought in the American Southwest before (the Ancient Peublans, AKA Anasazi).  Lake Mead (Hoover Dam) is down to half full already in our current drought.  That could leave 28 million of us needing to find food and water (and shelter and power) in a few years.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/...

There is a 50 percent chance Lake Mead will run dry by 2021 and a 10 percent chance it will run out of usable water by 2014...

Answer 5

Ted turner does more to pollute the earth with his cnn than anyone else.

Answer 6

I'll split him with you!

Answer 7

As long as I can have my ketchup...