Tell me a funny Joke?

Question

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Answer 1

the one about the jane hanging the dude who was drowning was just on comedy central joke of the day. be original  

Answer 2

a funny Joke?

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Answer 3

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was

really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the

driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke

up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box

gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought

the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.  

Answer 4

A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair,

turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a

beer before it starts."

His wife looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.

When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer.

It's gonna start."

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.

When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it

starts."

"That's it!" She blows her top, "You b

*stard! You waltz in

here, flop your fat *ss down, don't even say hello to me

and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you

realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day

long?"

The husband sighed. "Oh sh*t, it's started."

Answer 5

gordy was in jail and he was talking to this other guy

and gordy asked him "what are you in for?"

and the other man said

"i just went for a drive with my wife"

gordy said

"they put you in jail for that!!well what did your wife say?"

then the other man said

"i dont know she was in the trunk mwhahahahahaha"

here is another joke:

there were 2 people in a mental hostpital

and one name was jane and the other was mike

one day mike decied to go drown himself

by jumping in the pool

so he jumpe in the pool

then jane saw him drowing and saved him

the next day the nurse came

in janes room and said

"ok i have some good news and some bad news

which would you like to hear first?"

then jane said

"good"

the nurse said

"the good news is that you be realsed from the mental hospital in 2 weeks the bad neews is that your freind mike hung himself last night and died"

then jane said

"oh he didnt hang himself i put him up there to dry"

Answer 6

A funny joke.

There, I told you :]

Answer 7

a funny joke.

There you go

Answer 8

A Man goes to a whorehouse,

Man: (tells the manager) i only have 5 bucks.

Manager:  well there's a dead hooker upstairs,

Man:  (hesitant) okay.

Manager: (When the man comes downstair) how was it?

Man : it was great but her nosie kept leaking

Manager: aaah. that means she's full

Answer 9

why is everyone saying funny joke?

after the first person said it everyone now is saying it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMCbDEkLJ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMCbDEkLJ...

Answer 10

The temperature control in h**l went haywire and the heat started

to make even the condition in Heaven uncomfortable.  St. Peter got

Satan on the horn and yelled, "You'd better fix that immediately or

I'll sue."

   On hearing that, Satan chuckled, "Oh yeah, how?  I have all the

lawyers down here.  And besides, how can I fix it when you have all

the good engineers?"